The Best 29 Dumb People Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb People jokes. There are some dumb people jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb people puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb People Jokes and Puns

99.9% of people are dumb

Fortunately, I belong to 1% of smart people

Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people.

They already have enough on their plates.

60% of people in the world are dumb

luckily I am in the 30%

Since people are translating their native jokes, I hope no one has posted this yet

There were 3 boys who were being chased by the police. John the wise, Peter the smart, and Jose the dumb.

As the police were gaining on them, they each decided to hide in a box in an alley way.

The policeman ran up to John's Box and kicked it.

Thinking quickly, John said "Woof woof"

The policeman shrugged and said "Ohhh, its just a dog"

He then went up Peter's box, and kicked it.

Peter followed John's example, "Meow meow"

The Policeman shrugged again and said "Ohhh, its just a cat"

He then went to the last box, which hid Jose and kicked it

"Potato Potato"

There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology...

Scorpios


People say Cows are Dumb

But I've never seen one that wasn't out standing in its field.

My teacher said our class was do dumb not even 80% of us would pass the test

She's the dumb one, we don't even have that much people in our class!

God vs Satan

In contrast to popular beliefs, Heaven and Hell dont lie above each other, but next to each other.
Because God didnt want people be tempted to cross sides, he came to an agreement with Satan: they would have a wall build and split the bill afterwards.
Ofcourse as you could imagin when the wall was build, Satan plays deaf and dumb when it comes to the bill.
After some time God is fed up with Satan's behaviour and confronts him. "If you dont pay your share, i'll sue you!"

Satan shrugs and laughs: "what are you going to do? I got all the lawyers here"

9/10 people are Dumb

It's great to be the 1%

Some people tell me I have a superiority complex.

But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What up britches!





(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)

You can explore dumb people reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dumb people dad jokes. There are also dumb people puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Three dumbass people were sleeping on a bed.

There wasn't enough space for the three of them. One of them moved to sleep on the floor. When he went, one of the dumb guys called him and said "dude come back! There's suddenly a lot of space here!"

Being dead is only a pain for other people not for yourself

Same when you're dumb

I think it's dumb when people say all Americans are ignorant of geopolitics.

I mean, how could everyone on the planet be ignorant?

People buying Apple products are so dumb.

Sent from my iPhone.

A man walks into a bar for illiterate people. The bartender says, "Don't you hate it when people tell jokes that have specific details about situations that would never happen in real life, just so they can make some dumb pun?" The man, nodding, replies,

"I no write."

Faith

God and Jesus are planning the inspiration for the Bible. Jesus asks God, "Dad, shouldn't we say something about not taking these stories literally?" God replies, "Don't worry Jesus, these people aren't that dumb... Have a little faith!"

Three people are going on a walk.

They come across some tracks. The first person says that they are deer tracks. The second disagrees and says they are moose tracks. The third says the other two are dumb and that they are clearly horse tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit.

Somestimes, I think, "How can people be so dumb?"

Then, I look myself in the mirror and smile.


Cops: Open up it's the police

Me: I have this secret fear that people view me as dumb

Cops: We meant open up the door

9/10 people are dumb...

I'm lucky I'm part of the 1%

You jerks sit here making your dumb pun jokes, while people in Africa don't even have drinking water

Well Water; Uganda Due

Why do radical islamists kill people because of their cartoons?

Because they're too dumb to read

People complaining about recent cop shootings are dumb

how else are people like Will Smith and Martin Lawrence supposed to feed their family?

Why does /s exist ?

Some people are too dumb to realise that it's satire

People thought I was dumb

But I proved them.

Where to find most dumb and impatient people?

Telegram group of crypto currencies.

What do people shout to free idiots?

FREE DUMB!

People call me "big", "dumb", and "stupid", which confuses me

because I'm actually not very big

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb people jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb people piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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