The Best 6 Dumb Men Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Men jokes. There are some dumb men male counterparts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb men heterosexual puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dumb Men Jokes and Puns

A beautiful blonde walks up to a craps table...

She bets ten thousand on one roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude."

She strips down and rolls the dice. When she sees the dice she jumps for joy screaming "I won! I won!" She hugs the dealers, takes her winnings and leaves.

Finally, one of the dealers asks, "What did she roll?" The other says, "I thought you were watching!"

It goes to show: Not all blondes are dumb, but men will always be men.

Why did God make women pretty and dumb?

He made them pretty so men would be attracted to them and He made them dumb so they would be attracted to men.

Three men - one blind, one deaf, one dumb - participate in a game show...

The blind man is shown a map with a marker and asked to name the exact place it is pointing to. Being blind though, he is well versed in Braille, so he begins feeling the map with his hands and after a few seconds says "Grenoble, France".

"Correct! 50 points for Mr. Blind", says the host.

The deaf man is played a particular song and asked to identify its singer. Being deaf though, he is a keen observer and lip-reader. He notices one of the people in the audience singing along with the song, reads their lip, and says, "Stand Tall, by Burton Cummings."

"Correct! 50 points for Mr. Deaf", says the host.

Finally, the dumb man is asked to spell "Mississippi". After thinking for a few seconds, he says, "M-R-S. S-I-P-P-Y".

Why did God make women so pretty but dumb?

He made women pretty so men would like women, He made women dumb so women would like men back

Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?

A: Because blonde men are dumb too.


Why do men prefer their women pretty and dumb?

Pretty so the men will like them, and dumb so the women will like them back.

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