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Dumb Knock Knock Jokes

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A father and a son are sitting at the table.

The father says: "Son, you are dumb as this table right here.", and knocks on it twice.
The son replies: "Dad, there's someone at the door!"
-"Sit down, I'll get it."

So dumb it makes me laugh every time i hear it

me: knock knock
them: who's there
me: Dwayne
them: Dwayne who
me: dwayne the bathtub! i'm dwowning!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the dumb persons house.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To visit the cool persons house.
Knock,knock
Who's there?
Still the chicken

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