Dumb Kid Jokes
20 dumb kid jokes and hilarious dumb kid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dumb kid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dumb Kid Short Jokes
Short dumb kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumb kid humour may include short dumb boy jokes also.
- I put Whiskers down today. It was time to end the suffering. I'm not that sad about it though. It was a dumb name for a kid anyway.
- What did the fish say when he hit a wall? >!"Dam!"!<
What did the dam say when the fish hit it?
>!"You dumb bass!"!<
Every kid I tell this to rolls! - Kids these days are dumb, someone broke into the local sheriff's office and stole all the toilet seats The police are trying to build a case but they have nothing to go on.
- I noticed a lot of dumb jokes on here recently hitting the top so I made up an actually good one Just kidding, here's another
- Who is dumber? Flat Earthers or Anti Vaxxers? They're equally dumb but at least the Flat Earthers' kids are still alive.
- When I was a kid, in the second grade, my parents began teaching me to expand my vocabulary so I didn't sound "dumb" Nowadays parents only have show their children memes of Donald Trump
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Dumb Kid One Liners
Which dumb kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumb kid? I can suggest the ones about dumb and crazy kid.
- What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
- What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"? Comfortably Dumb
- What do you get a deaf, dumb and blind kid for his birthday? Cancer.
Heartwarming Dumb Kid Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about dumb kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean young kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dumb kid pranks.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
What up britches!
(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)
An American customs agent and an Canadian customs agent are having a beer after a long week.
The Canadian says "Man, you wouldn't believe this dumb American r**... trying to cross the border. I ask him 'Do you have any weapons, son?' and the kid says "Sure, whatcha need?'"
The American scoffs. "I got you beat. About three weeks ago, this dumb Canadian punk comes down. I ask him 'Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?' The kid thinks for a second and says 'Is m**... a vegetable?'"
Mom sends her son out to play fetch with the dog. 5 minutes later both the son and the dog are back inside, looking grumpy.
"What happened?" Asks the mom.
"We lost the ball." says the boy.
"Oh no, where?" The dog replies: "Roof, roof"
Stunned, the mother says, "Did the dog just say it's on the roof?"
"No," the boy scoffs. "I mean the ball is up there, but the dumb dog's not talking."
The dog rolls its eyes at the mother and says, "Well, if your kid had a better arm I wouldn't have to."
When I was younger I used to think having s**... was kissing n**....
One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, so I kissed him on the head, after realizing what I did I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had s**... with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this.
Yep I was a very dumb child.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"Just watch, this is the dumbest kid in the whole world."
The barber puts a dollar bill in his right hand and a quarter in his left.He then asks the boy,"which one do you want?" The boy takes the quarter and leaves the shop. The barber chuckles and tells his customer,"didn't i tell you,that kid is really dumb.Even after so many years,he has still not learnt to take the dollar."
sometime later ,the customer sees the kid having an ice-cream outside.He walks up to him and asks ,"Hey son ,I don't think you are dumb. How come you never picked the dollar ?"
The kid answers ,"Because, the day I take the dollar ,the game is over."
Two kids were sitting in class
The first kid, Mike, was sitting there struggling with his work. The second girl, who was in a wheelchair, Cheryl, was finishing the work extremely quickly.
Mike asked Cheryl to help, and the first time she ignored him.
He asked her again, and she helped him, though she did it grudgingly, and made fun of him for being dumb the whole time. "This is the easiest thing I've done all day", she said laughing.
They both continued to do their own work until the pledge of allegiance came on. All the children except Cheryl stood up.
Halfway through, Mike crouched down to Cheryl and said:
"This is the easiest thing I've done all day".
Bored on lunch, here's one I tell often.
Two h**... kids.. Darla and Buckwheat are at school The teacher asks Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."
"Now spell s**...'."
Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Buckwheat is s**...."
Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."
Buckwheat stands up and says, otay, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in the a sentence."
"I may be dumb, I may be s**..., but Darla says my dictate good!"
My wife asked: You're pretty proud of your self for that one aren't you? With only a slight smirk on her face.
So we were out to eat with the kids. My son, Ronin, is 1 yrs old and was kinda sick; coughing. We ordered some beers and she got a Chocolate Coffee stout. My son is hacking up a lung and I say to my wife: "Your beer is a lot like Ronin right now". She said "How's that?" I said, "They are both a little coughy.
Maybe this is a dumb Dad joke but if you guys liked it then I can show this post to her to back me up. I was admittedly too proud of this one but lets see what you guys think. Preparing for onslaught in 3...2...