The Best 10 Dumb Kid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Kid jokes. There are some dumb kid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb kid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb Kid Jokes and Puns

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What up britches!





(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

An American customs agent and an Canadian customs agent are having a beer after a long week.

The Canadian says "Man, you wouldn't believe this dumb American redneck trying to cross the border. I ask him 'Do you have any weapons, son?' and the kid says "Sure, whatcha need?'"

The American scoffs. "I got you beat. About three weeks ago, this dumb Canadian punk comes down. I ask him 'Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?' The kid thinks for a second and says 'Is marijuana a vegetable?'"

Mom sends her son out to play fetch with the dog. 5 minutes later both the son and the dog are back inside, looking grumpy.

"What happened?" Asks the mom.

"We lost the ball." says the boy.

"Oh no, where?" The dog replies: "Roof, roof"

Stunned, the mother says, "Did the dog just say it's on the roof?"

"No," the boy scoffs. "I mean the ball is up there, but the dumb dog's not talking."

The dog rolls its eyes at the mother and says, "Well, if your kid had a better arm I wouldn't have to."


I put Whiskers down today. It was time to end the suffering.

I'm not that sad about it though. It was a dumb name for a kid anyway.

Kids these days are dumb, someone broke into the local sheriff's office and stole all the toilet seats

The police are trying to build a case but they have nothing to go on.

I noticed a lot of dumb jokes on here recently hitting the top so I made up an actually good one

Just kidding, here's another

When I was a kid, in the second grade, my parents began teaching me to expand my vocabulary so I didn't sound "dumb"

Nowadays parents only have show their children memes of Donald Trump

Who is dumber? Flat Earthers or Anti Vaxxers?

They're equally dumb but at least the Flat Earthers' kids are still alive.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb kid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb kid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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