The Best 8 Dumb Husband Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Husband jokes. There are some dumb husband mistress jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb husband girlfriend puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dumb Husband Jokes and Puns

One day, a husband said to his wife, I don't know how you got to be so beautiful and so dumb at the same time.

The wife responded, Allow me to explain…
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so I would be attracted to you.

The dumb blonde

A dumb blonde comes home to her husband having sex with another woman.
She finds her husbands gun and points it to her head and says " I can"t live after what you've done to me!!"
The husband says "No hunny don't kill yourself, we can work this out.
The blonde replies "don't worry you're next!"

A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband

She asks, "Do I look fat in this dress?"

He replies, "Do I look dumb in this shirt?"

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?


Blondes may be dumb but they still know how to use their husband~

Don't Do It!

A slightly tipsy woman is watching TV and yells: "Don't go to the church you dumb bitch! Don't do it!"

Her husband askes: "What are you watching?"

She replies: "Our wedding video!"

The clear coast

A married couple is in bed asleep when the phone rings at 2AM.

The blonde wife answers and listens for a second and then shouts into the phone, "How should I know that's 150 miles from here!!!"

At that the husband rolls over and asks "who was that?"

The wife replied, "I don't know, some dumb woman wanting to know if the coast is clear!"

A rich, dumb Husband and wife are taking their first trip on their new Yacht.

They have sailed far from the shore, and the two are sitting in chairs, looking out towards the water.

"Gee, I just love this new Yakt!" The man says.

"Erm... Honey, the "c" is silent." His wife responds.

The man takes a sip from a tall glass, before responding "you're right, it's very tranquil."

What did the dumb wife say when asked to describe her husband in 2 words..??

Beats me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb husband woman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb husband divorced husband piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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