The Best 22 Dumb Guy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Guy jokes. There are some dumb guy guys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb guy peter griffin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dumb Guy Jokes and Puns

I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people.

They already have enough on their plates.

Three Blondes

Three blondes are hiking in the woods when they see some tracks.

1st blonde: Look guys, deer tracks!

2nd blonde: No, stupid, they're wolf tracks!

3rd blonde: You guys are both dumb, they're clearly bear tracks!

Then they got hit by a train.

A group of blonde girls overhear a guy saying that all blondes are dumb

So one of the girls says: "no we're not, we'll prove it!"

The guy: "Ok what's 3 + 2?"

One of the blondes: "7"

After a short silence the rest of the blondes start asking for a second chance.

The guy: "ok you get a second chance, what's 2+4?"

One of the blondes: "6"

After a short silence the rest of the blondes start asking for a second chance.

Once there were three fish who lived in a market.

Their names were Red Fish, Blue Fish, and Green Fish.

One day the Red Fish said to the Blue Fish: "Hey, I think that Green Fish is stinky."

The Blue Fish said: "You're right, that Green Fish is stinky."

And the Green Fish said: "Sorry guys, I farted."


an old arabic joke my uncle told me

a dumb guy fell down and hurt his back badly, he had to go to the hospital

the doctor told him: "just take this cream and apply it to the area of injury"

he went home and rubbed the cream on the staircase.

2 guys sitting in a bar watching the news.

A news story comes on about someone threatening to jump off a building. One guy turns to the other and says, " I'll bet you $500.00 he will jump". The other guy says, "You're on"!

A few minutes pass and the guy on TV jumps.

The loser of the bet says, " Well, here is your $500.00. I lost fair and square". The winner says, " Thanks, but I can't take your money. I saw this on the news earlier today".

The loser says, " I saw it too. But I didn't think he'd be dumb enough to do it again".

There was a blonde ....

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.

Three dumbass people were sleeping on a bed.

There wasn't enough space for the three of them. One of them moved to sleep on the floor. When he went, one of the dumb guys called him and said "dude come back! There's suddenly a lot of space here!"

so dumb...

I knew a guy who was so dumb, he thought manual labor was the president of Mexico.

I had a dream that I killed all the dumb shirtless guys with 'swag' and their duckfaced girlfriends.

It was the Yolocaust.

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I knew this guy who was so dumb...

he saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so he turned around and went home.

Why did the blonde's belly button hurt?

Blonde guys are dumb too

Some guy just threw a gallon of milk at me!

How dairy

This was udderly dumb, I should stop milking this

A guy at work asked me if I've ever stuck it in her, you know, other hole.

I said that's dumb because she might get pregnant.

Dumb Redneck...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?

The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.

There's a brief silence, followed by a loud gunshot. He get's back on the phone and says, Okay, now what?

The principal is so dumb

Guy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Guy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Guy: And tell me, young lady, Do YOU know who I am?

Girl: No...

Guy: Good! **walks away**

Roman Bois

Two romans went to a bar, one roman raised his index finger and middle finger to the waiter. When the waiter arrived with two beers, the two romans were mad and went out the bar. One guy told the waiter, "Boi, you are dumb."

[OC] A sketchy looking guy asks a stripper if she'll join him on a spiritual quest in the Las Vegas desert.

She knows she would be dumb to accept the invitation, but she asks her manager for advice first just in case. His response is simple:

"There are no stupid quest shuns; only stupid dancers."


She's so dumb,

She thinks a double helix is two gay guys doing 69.

A guys longtime girlfriend broke up with him for playing too many video games...

What a dumb thing to Fallout 4.

I know a super paranoid guy who thinks everyone knows what he's thinking...

Stop acting dumb! You know the rest...

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