The Best 8 Dumb Dog Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Dog jokes. There are some dumb dog jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb dog puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb Dog Jokes and Puns

My roommate keeps stealing my food so I ground up Pepper and made cupcakes with it.

Pepper was a dumb thing to name his dog anyway.

Since people are translating their native jokes, I hope no one has posted this yet

There were 3 boys who were being chased by the police. John the wise, Peter the smart, and Jose the dumb.

As the police were gaining on them, they each decided to hide in a box in an alley way.

The policeman ran up to John's Box and kicked it.

Thinking quickly, John said "Woof woof"

The policeman shrugged and said "Ohhh, its just a dog"

He then went up Peter's box, and kicked it.

Peter followed John's example, "Meow meow"

The Policeman shrugged again and said "Ohhh, its just a cat"

He then went to the last box, which hid Jose and kicked it

"Potato Potato"

Last week I had to put down my dog. It was sad.

I said, you are one dumb dog.

Mom sends her son out to play fetch with the dog. 5 minutes later both the son and the dog are back inside, looking grumpy.

"What happened?" Asks the mom.

"We lost the ball." says the boy.

"Oh no, where?" The dog replies: "Roof, roof"

Stunned, the mother says, "Did the dog just say it's on the roof?"

"No," the boy scoffs. "I mean the ball is up there, but the dumb dog's not talking."

The dog rolls its eyes at the mother and says, "Well, if your kid had a better arm I wouldn't have to."

Sometimes when my dog does something dumb

Me and my cat exchange looks of disgust


When I was younger I used to think having sex was kissing naked.



One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, so I kissed him on the head, after realizing what I did I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had sex with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this.

Yep I was a very dumb child.

My dog is so dumb. He can't ever remember where he buries his bones.

But at least he puts the shovel back.

Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb dog jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb dog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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