Dumb Dad Jokes

20 dumb dad jokes and hilarious dumb dad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dumb dad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Dumb Dad Short Jokes

Short dumb dad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumb dad humour may include short dumb mom jokes also.

  1. How do pirates know they're pirates? They think, therefore they AAAARRR.
    My dad just told me that and I laughed. So dumb but it's Talk Like A Pirate Day.
  2. Why is divorce so expensive? because it's worth it.
    I'm going through a divorce right now and my dad just told me this joke. It's dumb but it made me laugh uncontrollably.
  3. Bud asks his dad: Why do my 3 brothers have family names while my name is Bud ? Dad replies: Cause son, the first time I saw you, I told your mom: He's gonna be Big, Ugly, & Dumb!
  4. My dads favorite dumb joke Astronauts land on a planet inhabited by beautiful women who are10 feet tall. They approach the women and say "take me to your ladder, ill see your leader later"
  5. Did you here about the support group for dads who make dumb jokes around their families? Yeah, it's "fo' pas".

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Dumb Dad One Liners

Which dumb dad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumb dad? I can suggest the ones about bad dad and embarrassing dad.

  1. My dad accidentally ordered the wrong paving materials Now That's his own dumb asphalt.
  2. My father says I'm dumb but I know... Dad jokes
  3. What do you get when you combine Mum and Dad? Dum(b) and Mad.
  4. Your dad is so dumb... that he forgot to use a c**...

Hilarious Dumb Dad Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about dumb dad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dumb husband jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dumb dad pranks.

Son: "I got expelled"

Dad: "How?"
Son: "I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard."
Dad: "That's pretty dumb but-"
Son: "Then my teacher told me to go up to the board..."
Dad: "Ok?"
Son: "And rub 1 out."

A father and a son are sitting at the table.

The father says: "Son, you are dumb as this table right here.", and knocks on it twice.
The son replies: "Dad, there's someone at the door!"
-"Sit down, I'll get it."

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What up britches!
(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)

A dumb one, ever for already low dad-joke expectations...

True story (makes this even more pathetic) that happened last night:
Wife: The fan is too high
Me: It's like that so we don't bump our heads


God and Jesus are planning the inspiration for the Bible. Jesus asks God, "Dad, shouldn't we say something about not taking these stories literally?" God replies, "Don't worry Jesus, these people aren't that dumb... Have a little faith!"

A son came home from school and told his dad he got expelled.

Dad: "How?"
Son: "I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard.
Dad: "well, that's pretty dumb but-
Son: "Then my teacher told me to go back up to the board..."
Dad: Ok...
Son: "... and rub one out."

A son tells his dad,

"Dad! There's a mockingbird on the roof."
"How do you know it's a mockingbird?" The Dad asks.
The son responds, "Because it said 'Look at me I'm a dumb 40 year old living in my parents basement'"