The Best 4 Dumb Cop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Cop jokes. There are some dumb cop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb cop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dumb Cop Jokes and Puns

A man gets pulled over right as he's exiting the freeway.

As he rolls down his window, the cop asks him, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?!"

The man replies, "Well I sure as hell know that I was within the damn speed limit!"

The cop says, "No sure, that's incorrect. You're meant to exit this freeway at 35 mph, and I clocked you doing over 100."

"That's bullshit!" spat the man. "I ain't dumb. I can read. That sign right over there said exit 125!"

A Dumb blonde is pulled over by a cop...

He says: You were going 95km/h.

The dumb blonde responds: but I haven't been driving for an hour.

Cops: Open up it's the police

Me: I have this secret fear that people view me as dumb

Cops: We meant open up the door

People complaining about recent cop shootings are dumb

how else are people like Will Smith and Martin Lawrence supposed to feed their family?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb cop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb cop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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