Dumb Boy Jokes
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Funniest Dumb Boy Short Jokes
Short dumb boy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumb boy humour may include short dumb kid jokes also.
- The invitations that were sent for the wedding said to bring a date. Boy, did my bride feel dumb when I brought one and she didn't.
- Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away* - Boy:our principal is so dumb Girl:Don't you know who I am?
Boy:No
Girl:I'm the principals daughter
Boy:do you know who I am?
Girl:no
Boy:good *walks away*
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Dumb Boy One Liners
Which dumb boy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumb boy? I can suggest the ones about dumb and dumb dog.
- Why does your mouth open when you look up? Boy do you look dumb
Giggle-Inducing Dumb Boy Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about dumb boy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dumb blond jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dumb boy pranks.
A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project
For a class project, a college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.
"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.
"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.
A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
Since people are translating their native jokes, I hope no one has posted this yet
There were 3 boys who were being chased by the police. John the wise, Peter the smart, and Jose the dumb.
As the police were gaining on them, they each decided to hide in a box in an alley way.
The policeman ran up to John's Box and kicked it.
Thinking quickly, John said "Woof woof"
The policeman shrugged and said "Ohhh, its just a dog"
He then went up Peter's box, and kicked it.
Peter followed John's example, "Meow meow"
The Policeman shrugged again and said "Ohhh, its just a cat"
He then went to the last box, which hid Jose and kicked it
"Potato Potato"
Mom sends her son out to play fetch with the dog. 5 minutes later both the son and the dog are back inside, looking grumpy.
"What happened?" Asks the mom.
"We lost the ball." says the boy.
"Oh no, where?" The dog replies: "Roof, roof"
Stunned, the mother says, "Did the dog just say it's on the roof?"
"No," the boy scoffs. "I mean the ball is up there, but the dumb dog's not talking."
The dog rolls its eyes at the mother and says, "Well, if your kid had a better arm I wouldn't have to."
The principal is so dumb a little boy says.
A girl next to him says do you know who I am?
No The boy says
I'm the principals daughter the girl replies
Do you know who I am? The boy asks
No the girl says, curious of who he could be.
Good. The boy says, and walks away.
Be serious with unknown girls.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
Little Tim was out in the garden...
filling in a hole when his neighbor politely asked, "What do you have there, Timmy?"
"My goldfish died," the boy replied with tears in his eyes. "I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of dirt, then replied, "That's because he was inside your dumb cat."
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"Just watch, this is the dumbest kid in the whole world."
The barber puts a dollar bill in his right hand and a quarter in his left.He then asks the boy,"which one do you want?" The boy takes the quarter and leaves the shop. The barber chuckles and tells his customer,"didn't i tell you,that kid is really dumb.Even after so many years,he has still not learnt to take the dollar."
sometime later ,the customer sees the kid having an ice-cream outside.He walks up to him and asks ,"Hey son ,I don't think you are dumb. How come you never picked the dollar ?"
The kid answers ,"Because, the day I take the dollar ,the game is over."
Dumb kid?
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the
world. Watch while I prove it to you.'
The barber puts a five-dollar note in one hand and two
one dollar coins in the other.
Then he calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you
want son?'
The boy takes the two one dollar coins and leaves the
five-dollar note.
'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never
learns!'
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream shop and says,
'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take
The two coins instead of the five-dollar note?'
The boy licked his cone and replied,
'Because the day I
take the five-dollar note, the game's over!'