The Best 11 Dumb Boy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Boy jokes. There are some dumb boy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb boy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb Boy Jokes and Puns

A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project

For a class project, a college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.

A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...

She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".

The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."

Since people are translating their native jokes, I hope no one has posted this yet

There were 3 boys who were being chased by the police. John the wise, Peter the smart, and Jose the dumb.

As the police were gaining on them, they each decided to hide in a box in an alley way.

The policeman ran up to John's Box and kicked it.

Thinking quickly, John said "Woof woof"

The policeman shrugged and said "Ohhh, its just a dog"

He then went up Peter's box, and kicked it.

Peter followed John's example, "Meow meow"

The Policeman shrugged again and said "Ohhh, its just a cat"

He then went to the last box, which hid Jose and kicked it

"Potato Potato"

The invitations that were sent for the wedding said to bring a date.

Boy, did my bride feel dumb when I brought one and she didn't.

Mom sends her son out to play fetch with the dog. 5 minutes later both the son and the dog are back inside, looking grumpy.

"What happened?" Asks the mom.

"We lost the ball." says the boy.

"Oh no, where?" The dog replies: "Roof, roof"

Stunned, the mother says, "Did the dog just say it's on the roof?"

"No," the boy scoffs. "I mean the ball is up there, but the dumb dog's not talking."

The dog rolls its eyes at the mother and says, "Well, if your kid had a better arm I wouldn't have to."


The principal is so dumb a little boy says.

A girl next to him says do you know who I am?

No The boy says

I'm the principals daughter the girl replies

Do you know who I am? The boy asks

No the girl says, curious of who he could be.

Good. The boy says, and walks away.

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

Why does your mouth open when you look up?

Boy do you look dumb

Boy:our principal is so dumb

Girl:Don't you know who I am?
Boy:No
Girl:I'm the principals daughter
Boy:do you know who I am?
Girl:no
Boy:good *walks away*

Be serious with unknown girls.

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*

Little Tim was out in the garden...

filling in a hole when his neighbor politely asked, "What do you have there, Timmy?"

"My goldfish died," the boy replied with tears in his eyes. "I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of dirt, then replied, "That's because he was inside your dumb cat."

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb boy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb boy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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