The Best 5 Dumb American Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb American jokes. There are some dumb american jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb american puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb American Jokes and Puns

Why are Americans so dumb?

Because they shoot the ones that go to school

Another Blonde Joke

A blonde, an American, and a Russian are in a bar, bragging about why they're better. The Russian says, "We were the first into space!" The American says, "We were the first on the moon!" The blonde says,"Well we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The American says,"You know you can't do that, right? You'll burn up before you get there." The blonde says,"Well we're not dumb! We're going to go at night!"

An American customs agent and an Canadian customs agent are having a beer after a long week.

The Canadian says "Man, you wouldn't believe this dumb American redneck trying to cross the border. I ask him 'Do you have any weapons, son?' and the kid says "Sure, whatcha need?'"

The American scoffs. "I got you beat. About three weeks ago, this dumb Canadian punk comes down. I ask him 'Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?' The kid thinks for a second and says 'Is marijuana a vegetable?'"

I think it's dumb when people say all Americans are ignorant of geopolitics.

I mean, how could everyone on the planet be ignorant?

Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb...

But atleast we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb american jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb american piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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