Dumb American Jokes
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Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school
Another Blonde Joke
A blonde, an American, and a Russian are in a bar, bragging about why they're better. The Russian says, "We were the first into space!" The American says, "We were the first on the moon!" The blonde says,"Well we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The American says,"You know you can't do that, right? You'll burn up before you get there." The blonde says,"Well we're not dumb! We're going to go at night!"
An American customs agent and an Canadian customs agent are having a beer after a long week.
The Canadian says "Man, you wouldn't believe this dumb American r**... trying to cross the border. I ask him 'Do you have any weapons, son?' and the kid says "Sure, whatcha need?'"
The American scoffs. "I got you beat. About three weeks ago, this dumb Canadian punk comes down. I ask him 'Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?' The kid thinks for a second and says 'Is m**... a vegetable?'"
I think it's dumb when people say all Americans are ignorant of geopolitics.
I mean, how could everyone on the planet be ignorant?
Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb...
But atleast we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.
What do you call someone from England if you are a dumb, fat, uneducated American?
British
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