Dull Jokes
58 dull jokes and hilarious dull puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dull that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Read this article and find out why dull jokes can be so much more entertaining than the standard "knock knock" jokes. We'll go through why they're so much better and why they bring out a different kind of humour. We'll also discuss why they're a great way to erase blandness and add colour to any situation!
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Funniest Dull Short Jokes
Short dull jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dull humour may include short blunt jokes also.
- I made a clock. The big hand is a butcher's knife, the small hand is a paring knife, and the clock face is a sharpening stone. There's never a dull moment.
- Advice from an old native American hunter: Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.
- What did people say after two satellite dishes got married? The wedding was dull, but the reception was great.
- What do my existence and an unsharpened pencil have in common? They're both dull and pointless.
- I lost my pizza cutter so I tried to use an old Rod Stewart CD instead. It worked all right at first, but the plastic edge got dull right away. The first cut was the deepest.
- This Unicode technical specification is extremely dull reading But it does have many interesting characters.
- Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican. - I recently went to a gathering for turtles... ..bit dull. None of us came out of our shell.
- They've written a sequel to The Martian where a hundred rescuers attempt to rescue a stranded man on mars, only to fail. It's title.
101 Dull Martians - Whenever I feel a conversation is becoming dull, I start talking about sunscreen... because it's topical.
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Dull One Liners
Which dull one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dull? I can suggest the ones about boring and bland.
- Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? It's pointless
- I was gonna tell a joke about a dull pencil But there's no point
- What did the cook say when trying to use a dull knife? This isn't cutting it.
- I asked my Dad what being an adult was like. He told me, "A dull ting."
- Why should you always have a sharp pencil? There's no point in having a dull one.
- I like to dissapoint. Screw you point!! You are so dull you are pointless!!
- What's the worst thing about a dull nail? It's pointless!
- I used to work at a knife factory but then it got dull.
- I don't understand why people use dull pencils It's pointless
- What is the most boring fish out there? A dull-fin...
- There's no point to a dull knife.
- What's bad about telling smart jokes to a dull audience? No one is bright
- What do you call a boring violinist whose fascist regime lost WWII? A dull fiddler
- What did a run on sentence and a used pencil share at the same time? A very dull point
- My oncologist is so dull. He has no sense of tumor.
Dull Knife Jokes
Here is a list of funny dull knife jokes and even better dull knife puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why didn't the fork and spoon want to hang out with the butter knife? He was just too dull.
- An adventurous guy was driven to s**.... But the knife was too dull.
Playful Dull Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about dull you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean not the brightest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dull pranks.
Why do we call the .pdf files P D F?
I was thinking the other day about *.pdf files. We always call them P D F, like the letters. We have *.jpegs, I have heard people say *.png and *.dll as ping and dull files, but not *.pdf.
Well, if we did, you could hear someone say, "Hey Bob, I sent you the Piddif-files. Hope you like them!"
Needles
What are dull needles good for? Nothing, they're pointless.
So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...
and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked
"So, what do you do?"
He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"
Ah, I replied.....
Mice to Nietszche.
What's the dullest name on the world?
Matt Black
If straight couples usually end s**... when the man finishes, how do l**... know when it's time to stop?
When the scissors get dull
I made a round edged dull sword today
But there was no point in doing that
Me and my old friend, Razor used to hang out a lot
Until things started getting a little dull, even after his last change
I used to work for a mining company . . .
It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.
I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down around me.
I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.
So I went for a drink, but as luck would have it, everyone refused to serve a miner.
What do a woman and a pencil have in common?
Some can be used for shade, some are No.2's, some are a little dull and sometimes you just want to snap them in half.
White people that pretend to be black are so boring.
Maybe it's just me; I find them a little dull is all.
Everything is a double edged sword.
Even a single edged sword. One side is sharp, but the other is dull and mostly useless. It's kind of a double edged sword.
My friend used to have some metal files. But he used the so often they are dull...
Now he calls them the X-Files.
I went to the marriage of two satellites last night
The ceremony was dull, but the reception was great.
My girlfriend told me we needed to spice up our relationship.
Just shows how dull my imaginination is.
Why Did the Super Bowl s**...?
Of course the Super Bowl is going to be dull; what do you expect when you bring Pepsi to a big party in Atlanta?
If s**... is dull and boring how do you fix it?
You turn her on and off again
Years ago I won a tony for my work in the theatre, but year after year went by and my dull attempts to win another were in vain. Then, one day I wrote a play about how I changed my routine and began to lead an exciting life. For this I won another award.
You could say I've broken out of monotony
Colonoscopy Prep
My girlfriend is going in to get a colonoscopy tomorrow. She wants me to pick up some large Googly-eyes to make her a**... look like a face, then she wants to tuck in a post-it note saying Psssst: we've been wanting to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.
Never a dull moment here.
