The Best 45 Dull Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dull jokes. There are some dull lifeless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dull knives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dull Jokes and Puns

I like to dissapoint.

Screw you point!! You are so dull you are pointless!!

Advice from an old native American hunter:

Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.

What did people say after two satellite dishes got married?

The wedding was dull, but the reception was great.


All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican.

Whenever I feel a conversation is becoming dull, I start talking about sunscreen...

because it's topical.

Why do we call the .pdf files P D F?

I was thinking the other day about *.pdf files. We always call them P D F, like the letters. We have *.jpegs, I have heard people say *.png and *.dll as ping and dull files, but not *.pdf.

Well, if we did, you could hear someone say, "Hey Bob, I sent you the Piddif-files. Hope you like them!"


What are dull needles good for? Nothing, they're pointless.

Dull joke, Needles

Why do hillbillys like to use dull knives?

theyre not very sharp

The investigation of Ceres was pretty dull and uneventful in general.

Except for the discoveries in 2015, those were the two lone bright spots.

There's no point to a dull knife.

I recently went to a gathering for turtles...

..bit dull. None of us came out of our shell.

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So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...

and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked

"So, what do you do?"

He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"

Ah, I replied.....

Mice to Nietszche.

what did the emo say to the dull razor?

Sorry old friend... You just won't cut it

I used to work at a knife factory

but then it got dull.

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

Why should you always have a sharp pencil?

There's no point in having a dull one.

Dull joke, Why should you always have a sharp pencil?

Why was the ww1 veterans reunion party so dull?

Nobody wanted to go over the top.

What do my existence and an unsharpened pencil have in common?

They're both dull and pointless.

What did the pen say to the dull pencil?

Nothing, it's pointless!

What's the worst thing about a dull nail?

It's pointless!

What's the dullest name on the world?

Matt Black

If straight couples usually end sex when the man finishes, how do lesbians know when it's time to stop?

When the scissors get dull

I don't understand why people use dull pencils

It's pointless

I made a round edged dull sword today

But there was no point in doing that

Me and my old friend, Razor used to hang out a lot

Until things started getting a little dull, even after his last change

I used to work for a mining company . . .

It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.

I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down around me.

I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.

So I went for a drink, but as luck would have it, everyone refused to serve a miner.

Dull joke, I used to work for a mining company . . .

They've written a sequel to The Martian where a hundred rescuers attempt to rescue a stranded man on mars, only to fail.

It's title.

101 Dull Martians

What do a woman and a pencil have in common?

Some can be used for shade, some are No.2's, some are a little dull and sometimes you just want to snap them in half.

This Unicode technical specification is extremely dull reading

But it does have many interesting characters.

Everything is a double edged sword.

Even a single edged sword. One side is sharp, but the other is dull and mostly useless. It's kind of a double edged sword.

What did a run on sentence and a used pencil share at the same time?

A very dull point

My friend used to have some metal files. But he used the so often they are dull...

Now he calls them the X-Files.

I went to the marriage of two satellites last night

The ceremony was dull, but the reception was great.

What do you call a boring violinist whose fascist regime lost WWII?

A dull fiddler

My oncologist is so dull.

He has no sense of tumor.

My girlfriend told me we needed to spice up our relationship.

Just shows how dull my imaginination is.

Why Did the Super Bowl Suck?

Of course the Super Bowl is going to be dull; what do you expect when you bring Pepsi to a big party in Atlanta?

If sex is dull and boring how do you fix it?

You turn her on and off again

I made a clock. The big hand is a butcher's knife, the small hand is a paring knife, and the clock face is a sharpening stone.

There's never a dull moment.

What's bad about telling smart jokes to a dull audience?

No one is bright

I was gonna tell a joke about a dull pencil

But there's no point

Years ago I won a tony for my work in the theatre, but year after year went by and my dull attempts to win another were in vain. Then, one day I wrote a play about how I changed my routine and began to lead an exciting life. For this I won another award.

You could say I've broken out of monotony

I asked my Dad what being an adult was like.

He told me, "A dull ting."

What did the cook say when trying to use a dull knife?

This isn't cutting it.

Colonoscopy Prep

My girlfriend is going in to get a colonoscopy tomorrow. She wants me to pick up some large Googly-eyes to make her ass look like a face, then she wants to tuck in a post-it note saying Psssst: we've been wanting to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.
Never a dull moment here.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dull lackluster jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dull edged piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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