Duke Jokes
40 duke jokes and hilarious duke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about duke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Duke jokes that include references to the Duke of Edinburgh, Duke Nukem, the Duke Blue Devil, Daisy Duke, Big Duke and many more! Whether you're a North Carolina Tar Heel or a Duke fan, these hilarious jokes will be sure to put a smile on your face!
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Funniest Duke Short Jokes
Short duke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The duke humour may include short north carolina jokes also.
- My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking.
- The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined.
- Oh the Grand Old Duke of York He had 12 million quid
He gave it to an American Girl
For something "he never did" - I hate when homeless people call me sir With all things being considered I'm at least a Duke
- What do David Duke and Johnny Sins have in common? They are both wizards under the sheets.
- Looks like Prince Philip's been in another accident. They shouldn't let him drive..........The Dukes a Hazzard.
- There's just one reason the car from the Dukes of Hazzard isn't as good as the car from Knight Rider... General Lee speaking
- At the Duke game zion Williamson's Nike shoe exploded and they lost the game I guess that was a blowout :/
- It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground. A daisy duke if you will.
- This Saturday, Jake Paul will be duking it out with KSIs brother Deji in the ring In the event that one of the combatants dies, Logan Paul will be there to record their body.
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Duke One Liners
Which duke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with duke? I can suggest the ones about prince and johnny.
- If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS.
- John Cena as Duke Nukem? I just can't see him in that role.
- My coworkers at the powerplant have been so confident lately Must be that Big Duke Energy
- The Dukes of Hazzard was only General-Lee Racist.
- Whatdya get when you cross John Wayne with a whale? Moby Duke.
- What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!
- Why couldn't the Duke of Esterházy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn.
- Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
- What royal word is mispronounced to make it a waste of food? Duke
- Why are the students at duke so depressed? They're the *blue* devils!
- What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game? Duke Nukem.
- What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ? General Lee speaking.
- Where do you put the Duke? In the duke box!
- What did Kevin Ware's girlfriend tell him before Louisville played duke? "Break a leg"
- Why did Fred Flintstone use the bathroom? To take a yabba-dabba-duke
David Duke Jokes
Here is a list of funny david duke jokes and even better david duke puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm not saying the President is a trigger-happy race-baiter... But I do refer to him as David Duke Nukem
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What funny jokes about duke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean emperor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make duke pranks.
Trump meets the Queen
So Donald asks the Queen how you get to be king or a duke or other Royalty.
Queen:' Look Donald, an Emperor rules an Empire, a king rules a kingdom, a prince ruled a principality, a duke rules a duchy and so on'
Donald:' I rule the USA, what does that make me'
Queen: that's a country, that makes you a ....
The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh
The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"
"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".
What happened when Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a serbian t**...?
Their countries had to Duke it out.
There's a reason they call it "March Madness".
A Duke fan, a Kentucky fan, and a Tennessee fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most.
The Tennessee fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells This is for the Vols! and jumps off the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the UK fan next professes his love for his team. He screams This is for the Cats! and pushes the Duke fan off the mountain.
Donald Trump is visiting Queen Elizabeth.
Mr Trump turns to Queen Elizabeth and says "I want to be a King."
Liz says "Ahh but you do not have a kingdom."
Don says "What about a prince?"
Liz says "Ahh but you do not have a principality."
Don says "A duke then?"
Liz says "Ahh but you do not have a duchy."
Don asks "Well what can I be?"
Liz says "Well I think a country suits you well."
One day David Duke was walking home from the supermarket...
He saw a black man running down the street with a TV and immediately became nervous.
"Wait, is that mine? I can never tell the difference between those d**... things", he said to himself.
He quickly rushed home,
and breathed a sigh of relief.
His was still there; polishing his shoes.
I don't think there are many instances where British royalty get into verbal altercations.
But if they did they'd have to duke it out somewhere.
If the Dukes of Hazzard had a cargo van, what would they call it?
The General-Lee More Practical.
Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
