The Best 23 Duke Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Duke Jokes and Puns

The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so,

He felt undermined.

Oh the Grand Old Duke of York

He had 12 million quid

He gave it to an American Girl

For something "he never did"

Trump meets the Queen

So Donald asks the Queen how you get to be king or a duke or other Royalty.

Queen:' Look Donald, an Emperor rules an Empire, a king rules a kingdom, a prince ruled a principality, a duke rules a duchy and so on'
Donald:' I rule the USA, what does that make me'
Queen: that's a country, that makes you a ....

The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh

The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"

"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".

I hate when homeless people call me sir

With all things being considered I'm at least a Duke

If the Dukes of Hazard were black...

the show would be named COPS.

What do David Duke and Johnny Sins have in common?

They are both wizards under the sheets.

Duke joke, What do David Duke and Johnny Sins have in common?

What happened when Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a Serbian Terrorist?

Their countries had to Duke it out.

There's a reason they call it "March Madness".

A Duke fan, a Kentucky fan, and a Tennessee fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most.

The Tennessee fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells This is for the Vols! and jumps off the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the UK fan next professes his love for his team. He screams This is for the Cats! and pushes the Duke fan off the mountain.

John Cena as Duke Nukem?

I just can't see him in that role.

At the Duke game zion Williamson's Nike shoe exploded and they lost the game

I guess that was a blowout :/

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Donald Trump is visiting Queen Elizabeth.

Mr Trump turns to Queen Elizabeth and says "I want to be a King."

Liz says "Ahh but you do not have a kingdom."

Don says "What about a prince?"

Liz says "Ahh but you do not have a principality."

Don says "A duke then?"

Liz says "Ahh but you do not have a duchy."

Don asks "Well what can I be?"

Liz says "Well I think a country suits you well."

One day David Duke was walking home from the supermarket...

He saw a black man running down the street with a TV and immediately became nervous.

"Wait, is that mine? I can never tell the difference between those damned things", he said to himself.

He quickly rushed home,
and breathed a sigh of relief.

His was still there; polishing his shoes.

It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground.

A daisy duke if you will.

My coworkers at the powerplant have been so confident lately

Must be that Big Duke Energy

The Dukes of Hazzard was only General-Lee Racist.

Duke joke, The Dukes of Hazzard was only General-Lee Racist.

I don't think there are many instances where British royalty get into verbal altercations.

But if they did they'd have to duke it out somewhere.

Whatdya get when you cross John Wayne with a whale?

Moby Duke.

If the Dukes of Hazzard had a cargo van, what would they call it?

The General-Lee More Practical.

What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way?

A churn-noble!

I'm not saying the President is a trigger-happy race-baiter...

But I do refer to him as David Duke Nukem

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why couldn't the Duke of EsterhΓ‘zy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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