The Best 2 Dude Perfect Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dude Perfect jokes. There are some dude perfect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dude perfect puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dude Perfect Jokes and Puns

First day at a mental asylum.

There was a guy who just got a job at a mental asylum. On his first day, he wanted to familiarise himself with all the patients at the facility. While doing so, he met this dude who looked perfectly normal, muttering some things to a wall. As he came closer, he started to make out what he was saying and it sounded like "98, 98, 98". He walks up to the guy and says, "Hi, I'm John, and I just got hired here". The dude stopped talking; took a good look at him, and slapped the shit out of him, and looked back the wall and started saying "99, 99, 99".

To me perfect sex is like a carwash.

You start by lining it up and going in slow, and finish when three Mexican dudes run up and furiously towel you off.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dude perfect jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dude perfect piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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