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First day at a mental asylum.

There was a guy who just got a job at a mental asylum. On his first day, he wanted to familiarise himself with all the patients at the facility. While doing so, he met this dude who looked perfectly normal, muttering some things to a wall. As he came closer, he started to make out what he was saying and it sounded like "98, 98, 98". He walks up to the guy and says, "Hi, I'm John, and I just got hired here". The dude stopped talking; took a good look at him, and slapped the s**... out of him, and looked back the wall and started saying "99, 99, 99".

To me perfect s**... is like a carwash.

You start by lining it up and going in slow, and finish when three Mexican dudes run up and furiously towel you off.

I'm on Instagram, and I'm not good at it.

So, I'm on Instagram, and I don't put much effort in it.
A friend of mine, who is really high on social media tells me "Dude, you need to change your Instagram Bio. It's rubbish"
Me: Why? It describes me perfectly.
Friend: It just says "I breathe air."
Me: Well, yeah!! It's spot on.
Friend:(Slightly defeated) Fine, keep it, but at least add a few details about yourself.
Me: Okay, sure.
And now my instagram Bio reads "I inhale Oxygen, exhale Carbon dioxide".

A bully and his gang walk into a Subway store

He then sees the sandwich artist (that's what they are called) is a skinny, young, inexperienced kid- a perfect target to bully while ordering some subs. He walks up to the kid and starts his order of his 6-inch sub
The kid then proceeds to cut a footlong sub bread in half for a 6-inch sub when the bully interjects, and attempts to start bullying the kid by pointing out in an annoyed voice: "That definitely looks shorter than six inches!"
The kid was undaunted, however, and propped his arms against the counter and in the sweetest voice, replied, "Dude, you need to stop listening to your girlfriend."


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