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25 dud jokes and hilarious dud puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dud that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Dud Short Jokes

Short dud jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dud humour may include short knotty jokes also.

  1. My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds.
  2. Two of the cows on our farm will not produce milk We called the one Milk Dud and the other an Udder Failure
  3. This dud walks home from a bar at 10. Wife: Where have you been?! You said you'd be back by 10!
    Him: I did.
    Wife: It's 10 in the morning!
    Him: See?

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Dud One Liners

Which dud one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dud? I can suggest the ones about blockbuster and bummer.

  1. What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud
    Credit to my 5 year old nephew
  2. If a cow doesn't produce milk... Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
  3. So if a cow doesn't produce milk... Is it considered a milk dud or a udder failure
  4. What do you call a cow that has gone dry? A milk dud or a udder failure.
  5. What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud.
  6. What do you call a candy cow that doesn't work? Milk duds!
  7. What do you call a cow who is unable to perform in the bedroom? milk dud
  8. I pulled my cow's udder, but nothing came out. He's a milk dud.
  9. What do you call it when you're breastfeeding and nothing comes out? A milk dud.
  10. Did you hear about the cow that couldn't produce milk? It was a Milk Dud.
  11. What do you call a rotten potato? A dud of a spud.
  12. What did the lumber say to the tree? SUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' DUD!
  13. s**..., that firework was a dud I'll better grab it and try to relight it
  14. Milk Duds. Were named after male n**...

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What funny jokes about dud you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bomb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dud pranks.