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So four high school friends have gone fishing together every year for the last two decades. That was until this year, when Jim had to inform the group he couldn't make it.
"Look, it's the wife. She's been saying I haven't been spending enough time with her."
Of course, the others were upset but told him they couldn't rearrange all the schedules to make it work out this year, so they stuck to the date.
The morning of trip, the guys are unloading on the dock when Jim comes running up with his stuff.
"What's the deal, Jim?" asked one of the fishermen.
"So I came home from work last night and I found my wife in the bedroom. She was laying down with a spool of rope, some duct tape and a ball-gag, and told me how she's been reading *50 Shades of Grey*. She told me to tie her up and do anything I want. So, uhh, here I am!"
They have a light side and a dark side and they keep the universe together.
Twice as strong as duct tape.
But it will gag the sound.
Dad: Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.
Kid: mrnm... mmrm.. rnmr...
All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
It turns "NO! NO! NO!" into "MMM! MMM! MMM!"
It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh
Credit to my coworker for that one.
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... They shot and killed it.
At least I think it was a date. The blindfold and duct tape was a bit different.
It has a dark side, and a light side, and it holds the universe together.
No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.
I still can't believe it took seven years before he lost his medical license.
Duct tape
He stuck by my side.
Scientists use complex formulas to solve the problem, and engineers use duct tape.
And then it hit him.
Except Depression
And sometimes, you gotta come in second place.
1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2
2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3
3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4
turning "no-no-no" into "mm-mm-mm" since 1942.
Apparently duct taping spray paint cans to a roomba Is not helping and why we don't love you anymore
Duct Tape.
Duct tape is the best sexual aid ever invented. I've never had a no when using it. It's like it's turn 'no no no' into 'mmmm mmm mm'
Well, I'm pretty sure the fbi guy who's responsible for watching me put duct tape on his screen.
Don't worry, it's all caught on tape
It turns "no no no!" into "Mmm, mmm, mmmm"
Thank god she was! It reminded me we ran out of duct tape.
... duct tape is silver.
Now all of my browsing will be incognito
Kid: mmmph.. mmrr...
This year she said she wants a gun, Duct tape, some rope, and a large sturdy bag. Can't wait to see what she gets me
Duct tape.
I filmed six episodes, half an hour each, if it was a guide to rape, it would have done one five-minute episode, come on and go:
Oi Oi, I'm Dapper Laughs, go down the shops, get some rope, bit of duct tape, rape the bitch, well done, see you later !
Duct tape is silver
It might have just been the duct tape on his mouth, though
Two men are sitting on the river bank, fishing.
Hedgehog walks out of the woods.
-Hey, guys! Do you have a duct tape?
-Nope...
Hedgehog goes away.
Two hours later hedgehog emerges again.
-Hey, guys! I got a duct tape for you!
hang on... I've gotta take this.
It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
- Duct tape
- WD40
- Coathanger
These solve every problem around the house and in the family.
At least, I think that's what he said. It was a bit hard to hear him through the duct tape.
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