Duckling Jokes
8 duckling jokes and hilarious duckling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about duckling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
What do you get when you mix an ugly duckling, a platypus, and a platter of goose? Read our Duckling Jokes to find out! Our collection of funny quips and puns are sure to bring a smile to your face.
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Hilarious Duckling Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is a good duckling joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was at a Chinese restaurant...
when I realized that a duckling is a small duck. So I decided to cancel my order of steamed dumplings.
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?
One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler.
I was sitting in the Chinese restaurant, thinking about how duckling means little duck...
So I canceled my order of dumplings.
A little boy sitting in an aeroplane looks out of the window and asks his mother...
"If big ducks have small ducklings and big cats have small kitties, why don't big planes have small planes?"
The exasperated mother tells her son to ask this question to an airhostess.
The boy calls for an airhostess and asks, "If big ducks have small ducklings and big cats have small kitties, why don't big planes have small planes?"
She smiles and says, "Tell your mother that the British Airways always pulls out on time."
So I was petting a duckling the other day...
you could say I was feeling a little down.
What happened when the duckling fell in the tea cup
He quacked it…
I went to a fowl seller and asked for a nice bird to eat
The salesman asked me if I liked Duckling, I replied, I don't know, I've never duckled!
What's a duckling's favorite drug?
Quack c**....
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