The Best 10 Duckling Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duckling jokes. There are some duckling piglet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duckling duck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Duckling Jokes and Puns

I was at a Chinese restaurant...

when I realized that a duckling is a small duck. So I decided to cancel my order of steamed dumplings.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler.

I was sitting in the Chinese restaurant, thinking about how duckling means little duck...

So I canceled my order of dumplings.

So I was petting a duckling the other day...

you could say I was feeling a little down.

What happened when the duckling fell in the tea cup

He quacked it…


I went to a fowl seller and asked for a nice bird to eat

The salesman asked me if I liked Duckling, I replied, I don't know, I've never duckled!

What was the last musical of the ugly duckling called?

The swan song.

A duckling joke

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

Why was the little duckling taken away from his parents?

They were quack addicts

Why does society hate birds

We call people chickens, silly gooses, ugly duckling, and my mom calls me a mother ducker.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the duckling waterfowl jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working duckling mallard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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