The Best 36 Ducked Jokes

Following is our collection of Ducked jokes which are very funny. There are some ducked ouch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ducked quack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Ducked Jokes and Puns

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Atheist walk into a bar...

They guy behind them says "You guys probably should have ducked"

3 swans were walking into a bar

But the third one ducked

I once had a large gay following.

But then I ducked into an alley and lost him.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Because Donald ducked.

Two men walked into a bar...

... the next time they ducked..


Two men walk into a bar...

The 3rd one ducked.

3 guys walk into a bar...

The 4th guy ducked.

Three Nuns Walked Into A Bar

The fourth one ducked.

Two men walked into a bar

You'd think at least one of them would've ducked.

I nearly puked on my girlfriend, but she moved out of the way just in time

She ducked my sick

So a christian, a jew, and an atheist walk into a bar

You think at least one of them would have ducked!

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A Black Asian with a beard walks into a bar

He should've ducked

Obama and Bush walk into a bar...

...Clinton ducked.

My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!!

But I almost got clocked out!

Two guys walk into a bar..

I thought the second guy would've ducked

A blonde walked into a bar. Another blonde walked into that same bar.

The brunette ducked.

Why Did John Lennon Get shot?

Yoko Ducked

A biker went for a ride with his girlfriend Ruth...

As they were riding they came to a low bridge. He ducked, but she didn't. He rode on ruthlessly.

Three Men Downtown

Three men were taking a stroll downtown.

Two of them walked into a bar.

The third one ducked.


Has anyone ever had a turducken?



Yeah I have. I started to push it out, but it ducked right back in

I turned off autocorrect on my phone to get better at spelling...

but its ducked up my jokes whenever i write them out.

Two geese walk into a bar...

Maybe one of them should've ducked.

3 men walk into a bar

You'd think the 3rd would have ducked

Three guys walk into a bar..

The fourth one ducked.

Mickey and Minnie walked into a bar

Donald ducked

Two blondes walk into a bar

You'd think the second one would have ducked

3 men walked into a bar

Fourth one ducked

Why didn't the mallard walk into the bar?

He ducked under it.

My friend wanted to shoot an apple off my head but I was scared. He said "don't be chicken!"

So I ducked.

2 men walked into a bar

The other one ducked

18 men walk into a bar

the 19th one ducked under it

A double bass player

A double bass player gets a call for a gig. Says he has to meet everyone else at the docks at 9pm. He's there waiting when he gets bashed on the head and knocked unconscious.

He wakes up ducked taped to his bass, floating in the harbour. After his first panic fades he looks around and notices several other players also ducked taped to their basses, bobbing in the water.

After a pause he yells out "Hey, do we get fed on this gig?"

"We did last year!" one answers.

Two guys walked into a bar

The third one ducked.

A Russian, a German and an American walk into a bar...

I ducked.

I walked into a bar one day...

I probably should've ducked

Two guys walked into a bar.

The second one should've ducked.

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