The Best 7 Duck Tape Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duck Tape jokes. There are some duck tape jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duck tape puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Duck Tape Jokes and Puns

Remember duck tape turns no no no...

In to mmm mmm mmm

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

true meaning of duck tape

duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm

Silence is golden

And it just so happens that duck tape is silver. Either way you will get silence

A double bass player

A double bass player gets a call for a gig. Says he has to meet everyone else at the docks at 9pm. He's there waiting when he gets bashed on the head and knocked unconscious.

He wakes up ducked taped to his bass, floating in the harbour. After his first panic fades he looks around and notices several other players also ducked taped to their basses, bobbing in the water.

After a pause he yells out "Hey, do we get fed on this gig?"

"We did last year!" one answers.


What's the best part about duck tape?

It makes "No, no, no!", sound like " Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!"

Duck tape fixes everything... Except relationships because she won't let you put it over her mouth.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the duck tape jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working duck tape piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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