Duck Lips Jokes
6 duck lips jokes and hilarious duck lips puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about duck lips that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Duck Lips Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good duck lips joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A duck walks into a drug store,
He goes and puts lip stick on the check out counter.
The cashier asks, "will this be cash or check?"
The duck says, "neither; just put it on my bill."
Why aren't your b**... horizontal?
Because if you went down a slide you'd go blblblblblblblblbll... (When telling the joke you're supposed to do a duck face and hum and put your finger up and down on your lips.
Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."
"Just put it on my bill."
Cash or check?
A duck walks into a convenience store to buy lip balm. When he gets to the checkout the clerk asks "Will you be paying with cash or check?" the duck replies "Put it on my bill."
I'm so depressed
I can barely make duck lips for my selfie at the gym.
So a family practitioner, a gynecologist, a surgeon, and a mortician go duck hunting....
NOTE BEFORE YOU READ: This joke is most often told amongst doctors, and you need to know a little bit about medical sub-specialties to get it.
A family practitioner, a gynecologist, a surgeon, and a mortician go hunting.
After a while in the woods, they spot a bird flying overhead. The family practitioner starts to aim at it, but stops when he realizes that he's not sure if it's a duck. The gynecologist starts to point at it, but stops when he realizes he's not sure if it's a male duck or a female duck.
Meanwhile, the surgeon blows the bird away. He chews his lip for a second, then turns to the mortician.
He tells him, "Go see if that was a duck."
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