The Best 9 Duck Hunting Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duck Hunting jokes. There are some duck hunting jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duck hunting puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Duck Hunting Jokes and Puns

Two statisticians are out hunting...

Two statisticians are out hunting when one of them sees a duck. The first takes aim and shoots, but the bullet goes sailing pass 6in too high. The second statistician also takes aim and shoots, but this time the bullet goes sailing past 6in too low. The two statisticians then give one another high fives and exclaim "Got him!"

I was out duck hunting with Olivia Wilde.

After a while, Olivia spotted a massive duck in the distance and insisted that I hunt it down.

I started to follow it, through bushes and brambles, woods and fields, over hills and through valleys, until finally, I caught up with it. The huge duck turned in my direction, honked and started running after me...

It was at that moment I realised, I wasn't pursuing a duck for Olivia, I was on a Wilde goose chase.

After a long day of duck hunting I was famished... so I decided to sit down, put my feet up, and have my favorite snack...

Cheese and quackers.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

3 Texas men missing while duck hunting found dead.

The incident is under investigation, but officials do not expect fowl play.

A blonde comes back home from hunting

\- Have you hunted a lot?
\- Nope! Not a single duck!
\- But... There's plenty of ducks out there. How could it be?
\- Well, I don't know. Maybe I'm not throwing the dog high enough...

Two rednecks are duck hunting

1: M R Ducks
2: A R Not
1: O S A R, C M E T B T Wangs?
2: L I B, M R Ducks!

I saw a good friend shot in the head today

we were at a popular hunting spot and he asked me what i liked to hunt. I said duck. In retrospect, i should have said 'duck'!

So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything

I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the duck hunting jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working duck hunting piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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