The Best 6 Duck Hunter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duck Hunter jokes. There are some duck hunter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duck hunter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Duck Hunter Jokes and Puns

Two hunters are walking in the forest

One hunter says to the other,
"DUCK! THERE's A DEER BEHIND YOU!"
The other hunter, however does not duck, and is subsequently shot.
He falls to the ground, and the shooter immediately calls 9-1-1.
Before the operator can say anything, he screams, "HELP HELP I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD!"
The operator says, "Well, first lets make sure he actually dead."
Another gunshot rings through the forest.

The hunter then says, "What should I do now?"

Why did the duck hunter have no batting average?

All he can hit are fowls.

Hunter: Wanna get shot by a rifle?

Duck: Sure, I'm game.

Two Jewish duck hunters make a kill on the same waterfowl

But who takes the bill?

A man was water skiing when he fell into the river.

As the boat 
circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. The man put his hands in the air and joked, Don't shoot!

The hunter responded, Don't quack.


2 hunters walk into a bar...

...That was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the duck hunter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working duck hunter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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