The Best 7 Duck Goose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duck Goose jokes. There are some duck goose jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duck goose puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Duck Goose Jokes and Puns

I was out duck hunting with Olivia Wilde.

After a while, Olivia spotted a massive duck in the distance and insisted that I hunt it down.

I started to follow it, through bushes and brambles, woods and fields, over hills and through valleys, until finally, I caught up with it. The huge duck turned in my direction, honked and started running after me...

It was at that moment I realised, I wasn't pursuing a duck for Olivia, I was on a Wilde goose chase.

Archangel Michael has just created a duck-goose with giant teeth and wants to show his magnificent creation to God.

He comes to God's presence and says: "look what beauty I made, I'm just not sure where to put it"
God thinks for a moment and says: "how about you put it in Australia with all the other nonsense you've created."

A Goose Walks Into A Bar...

A goose walks into a bar



To bad it didn't duck

What do you do when a goose swoops above your head?

You duck.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.


How do male homosexuals play duck duck goose?

They play assassin.

In Canada, they don't play Duck, Duck, Goose...

They play Puck, Puck, Moose.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the duck goose jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working duck goose piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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