Duck Goose Jokes
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I was out duck hunting with Olivia Wilde.
After a while, Olivia spotted a massive duck in the distance and insisted that I hunt it down.
I started to follow it, through bushes and brambles, woods and fields, over hills and through valleys, until finally, I caught up with it. The huge duck turned in my direction, honked and started running after me...
It was at that moment I realised, I wasn't pursuing a duck for Olivia, I was on a Wilde goose chase.
Archangel Michael has just created a duck-goose with giant teeth and wants to show his magnificent creation to God.
He comes to God's presence and says: "look what beauty I made, I'm just not sure where to put it"
God thinks for a moment and says: "how about you put it in Australia with all the other nonsense you've created."
A Goose Walks Into A Bar...
A goose walks into a bar
To bad it didn't duck
What do you do when a goose swoops above your head?
You duck.
How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
How do male homosexuals play duck duck goose?
They play assassin.
In Canada, they don't play Duck, Duck, Goose...
They play Puck, Puck, Moose.
Duck duck...
When I was a kid, I had this conversation with a retired Vietnam veteran:
I saw his display of medals and asked about each. They all came with stories that left me wide-eyed and speechless.
All except the last one. I pointed and asked "what about the one that looks like a heart?".
He chuckled in a gruff voice as if to start a 'back in my day' story.
"I goosed" he said, shaking his head.
I was confused. What? "I don't get it" I replied.
"Everyone one else was busy ducking, but I goosed and got shot."
What goes, duck, duck, goose?
A taxidermist counting yearly inventory.
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