The Best 5 Duchess Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duchess jokes. There are some duchess loch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duchess prince puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Duchess Jokes and Puns

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It's my cake day, so here's a joke for everybody. My dad told me this joke, but I haven't seen it any other places:

A man goes on trial for calling the Duchess a pig. The judge finds him guilty of slander and explains that if he ever calls the Duchess a pig again he'll be severely punished. The man then says to the judge, If I can't call the Duchess a pig, would I still get punished for calling a pig Duchess?

The judge publicly rules that he can indeed call a pig Duchess.

On his way out of the courtroom, the man walks by the royal plaintiff, tips his hat, and says Good day, Duchess.

Duchess Kate Middleton asks Queen Elizabeth whats the secret for a long life?

Elizabeth : Whatever you do,Kate, just dont leave William for a Paki

I sat next to the Duchess at tea...

It was just as I thought it would be:

Her rumblings abdominal

Were simply phenomenal

And everyone thought it was me.

The Duchess had a baby boy...

Kensington Palace has just reported that the Duchess of Cambridge delivered a baby boy this afternoon. The child weighs over 8 pounds or about $12.30 in United States Dollars.

The Duchess of Sussex has released her Grenfell Community Cookbook.

Recipes include the Mohammed flambé and the Stacy Brulée.


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We suggest to use only working duchess camilla piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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