dubya Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dubya puns

It's 2004 and George W Bush is on the campaign trail...

He stops at a small-town midwest diner for breakfast. After taking a seat he is greeted by a pretty young waitress.

"Mr president, what an honor it is to be serving you. So what will you be having this morning?"

Dubya looks up from his menu, smiles, and says "How about a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled. "Mr president! I voted for you because I thought you stood for morals! And family values! I guess you're no better than Clinton."

After she storms off, one of the president's advisors leans over and says "Hey, uh, George, it's pronounced *keesh*."

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Dubya meets Moses

George W Bush was sitting at an airport when he saw a strange man walking by.

He had long white hair, a long white beard, wore robes, and rocked sandals that clicked against the floor along with his staff.

Dubya got up and stood in front of him. "Hey, aren't you Moses?"

Moses pretended he couldn't see him.

Dubya asked again, but again Moses was looking away intently.

Finally Dubya grabbed the man's arm and said, "Why are you so unfriendly??"

To that Moses finally responded, "Last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years in the desert."

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Moses Meets Dubya

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

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back in '02 a general came to George W and informed him that we accidentally dropped a missile in the wrong area and it killed 3 Brazilian men...

Dubya looked VERY distraught and looked over at Condoleezza Rice and asked, "exactly how many is a Brazilian?"

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The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down…

All three books were destroyed.

Two of 'em hadn't even been coloured in yet.

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What did George W Bush use to lubricate John Kerry's ass?

...Dubya D 40

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What is George W Bush's favourite part of a website address?

*Dubya Dubya Dubya*

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What are the most funny Dubya jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dubya? Well, here are the best Dubya dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dubya pick up lines to share with friends.

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