Dubstep Jokes

Funniest Dubstep Short Jokes

Short dubstep jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dubstep humour may include short ska jokes also.

1. I got arrested for fishing without a license at a dubstep festival. The arresting officer yelled "drop the bass!"
2. How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower? 100.
   1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
3. Two aliens are talking aboard their ship Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
   Alien 2: Yes, but they named it dubstep and are dancing to it
   Alien 1: Idiots
4. I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop.
5. The weather in Canada is like a dubstep It's so nice and warm, but all of a sudden it it d-d-d-drops the tempº
6. How many ska musicians does it take drop a dubstep beat? Nobody knows because they always PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!
7. What's the difference between... What's the difference between dubstep and a fish on the floor?
   Nothing as long as you drop the bass.
8. What does the massage therapist with a lisp who is a dubstep dj by night do for a living? He wub wub wubs.
9. What is the native language in Dubai? Dubstep
10. I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman I synced them up to when they drop the bass.

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Dubstep One Liners

Which dubstep one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dubstep? I can suggest the ones about techno and treble.

1. How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop.
2. What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common? They both drop beats!
3. Why are Dubstep musicians so bad at making pizza? Because they always drop the base!
4. What do you call fat dubstep? Chubby wubby
5. what do you call tap dancing with subtitles? Dubstep
6. What is 11..11..11..11..11..11..11..11? ​
   Spanish Dubstep.
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7. What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!
8. What's the quietest type of dubstep? Mouse Trap
9. Have you heard of the Christian dubstep group? They are called BibleThump
10. What do defecation and dubstep have in common? The drop is the main event
11. I called my fishing boat "Dubstep" Because it's the only time i drop the bass.
12. Why do anime fans hate electronica? The can't stand DUBstep
13. Just bought an an Indian dubstep album. It has some pretty Sikh tunes.
14. What do you call Dubstep on a Mac? iDropIt
15. A dyslexic man wants to listen to "Skillet" He ends up listening to Dubstep instead

Delightful Fun Dubstep Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about dubstep you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean playlist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dubstep pranks.