Dublin Ireland Jokes
67 dublin ireland jokes and hilarious dublin ireland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dublin ireland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dublin Ireland Short Jokes
Short dublin ireland jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dublin ireland humour may include short dublin man jokes also.
- Why does Ireland have the fastest growing economy in the world? Because its capital is Dublin all the time!
- What country's Capital has the fastest growing population in the world? Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin.
- Did you hear about the country with the fastest growing capital? It's Ireland - every day it's Dublin.
- The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin.
- What's the fastest growing city in the world? The capital of Ireland. It keeps Dublin and Dublin and Dublin.
- Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah, their capital is always Dublin
- Which country's capital has the fastest population growth? Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
- Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world? It's capital has been Dublin for a long time.
- Ireland takes the Lead Did you know the population of Ireland is growing faster than any other country in the world?
The capital's been Dublin for decades. - Why is the population in Ireland so big ? Because it keeps on Dublin and Dublin and Dublin.
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Dublin Ireland One Liners
Which dublin ireland one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dublin ireland? I can suggest the ones about irish pub and quick irish.
- Which country has the fastest growing capitol? Ireland. It's Dublin every year.
- Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years
- Ireland's population is out of control It keeps Dublin and Dublin
- Ireland is the fastest growing country Their population is Dublin every day.
- Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because their capital is always Dublin.
- Why is Ireland so rich? Because their capital is always Dublin.
- The capital of Ireland is the world's fastest growing city.. It's Dublin every year.
- Why is Ireland a good investment ? Cause its capital is dublin'
- Did you know that Ireland had the fastest growing population? It's Dublin everyday.
- Why is Ireland so expensive? House prices are always Dublin'
- What is the fastest growing country by population? Ireland. it's Dublin every year.
- Which country has the fastest growing population? Ireland
It's Dublin everyday. - What do you call a secret agent from Ireland? Dublin 07
- Why is everyone investing in Ireland? ... because the capital is always Dublin!
- Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Dublin Ireland Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dublin ireland you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean irish wedding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dublin ireland pranks.
Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
Two men sitting at a bar...
Two men are sitting next to each other at the bar well into their drinking. The first man says to the bartender, in a thick Irish accent, Sir, another shot of your finest whiskey! The second man looks at the first and says, with an equally thick accent, Well I'll be, by chance do you come from Ireland?
I do sir! A round for me and my fellow countryman! The bartender pours the pair a shot each. The second man looks at the first and says, By chance, did you happen to live near Dublin?
Aye Sir, born and raised there! Another round Bartender! exclaimed the first. Downing the whiskey together, the first looks at the second and says, As unlikely as it seems, by chance you didn't go to St. John's College in Dublin did you?
Jesus Mary and Joseph I did sir! Another two for my friend and me! A regular walks into the bar and sits down next to the pair. The bartender pours him his usual beer and the man asks, How's the bar doing tonight, anything new going on? The bartender replies, Nothing new pal, just the O'Malley brothers drunk again.
There's these two Irish guys...
And it's St. Patty's Day, so the two are getting blasted. In their drunken stupor, they strike up a conversation.
The first Irishman goes, "Hey there Laddie, where are ya from?"
The second one replies, "Oh me? I'm straight from Ireland!"
The first Irishman smiles brightly, "NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"
The two Irishmen down their drinks and keep chatting.
"Well, where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin!"
"NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"
Again, they down their drinks as their excitement (and drunkenness) increase.
"Well, did you know Ol' Johnny Brennan?!?"
"He was one of my best friends!"
"NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"
While the two Irishmen are finishing their drinks, another partron comes and sits at the bar. When the bartender comes over, the newcomer says, "How's it going Mickey!"
Mickey, the bartender, replies, "Pretty good, pretty good. The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
came from my uncle: Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?
because the population is always Dublin.
Texan in Ireland
A wealthy Texan is in a pub in Dublin and notices all the locals downing pint after pint of Guinness.
He makes an announcement."I'll gladly give $500 to any man who can drink 10 pints of that beer without stopping"
Everyone backs away from the bar and one man leaves the pub, altogether.
About 15 minutes later, the man who left the pub returns and says "I'll take you up on that challenge"
The bar keep lines up 10 pints of Guinness and everyone watches as the Irishman downs each one, hardly stopping to take a breath.
"Wow that was amazing!" exclaims the Texan "here's your money... but tell me one thing...why did you leave when I first made the offer?"
The Irishman wiped off his chin and said "I went to another pub to make sure I could do it."
Why are there so many people in Ireland?
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
Since their move to Ireland. Apple's profits have been Dublin.
As well as Google, Amazon, Facebook, Intel, IBM, Paypal, eBay, Twitter and many more...
Three tourists are having a drink in an expensive bar in Times Square
They're all astounded by the prices of the drinks.
One of the tourists says, "back in my favorite bar in Liverpool, every time you ordered a beer, you'd get another one on the house!"
The tourist from Ireland says, "that's impressive but back in my favorite pub in Dublin, every time you ordered a beer, you'd get a beer and a shot of whiskey on the house!"
Not to be outdone, the tourist from Poland says, "that's nothing. Back in Warsaw, not only were the drinks free but they took you to a room in the back where you had s**...!"
The other two tourists are amazed, they say, "that's incredible! That really happened to you?"
The Polish tourist says, "well, not to me but to my sister."
DRINKING BUDDIES
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, "So where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Dublin are you from?"
"The East Side."
"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!"
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where on the East Side are you from?"
"McDonagh Street."
"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."
As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"
"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender."It's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to another guy.
The first guy says, "That's a familiar accent you got there, where ya from?"
The other guy says "I'm Irish".
First guy says "I'm Irish too! Where did you live in Ireland?"
The second guy says "Dublin".
First guy:"Me too! When did you graduate?"
SG:"1978. What about you?"
FG:"I graduated in '78 too. Where'd you go to school?"
SG:"Saint Mary's. and you?"
FG"I went to Saint Mary's too!"
About that time, a new person walks into the bar. says to the bartender, "What's goin on?"
The bartender says, "oh nothing much, the O'Reilly brothers are drunk again."
The population of Ireland keeps expanding exponentially
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin
Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland?
Because the cops are Dublin the fines!
(It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)
Which country in the world has the largest capital
It's Ireland, because it's capital is always 'Dublin'
(My PE teachers son came up with this one)
TIL Ireland has the fastest growing city by population
It's Dublin every year
Why did the bacterial colony overstay their visa in Ireland?
Because they had a really nice Dublin time.
Have you heard about the population of Ireland?
It's Dub-lin!
What's the wealthiest country in the world?
Ireland, because it's capital is always Dublin.
Why is Ireland so valuable?
Because it's capital is always Dublin!
Due to the hot weather and water shortage in Ireland
The Dublin swimming baths are closing lanes 7 & 8
Ireland's population is growing so fast
[spoilers] (#s)
It's Dublin every year
Which capital city has the largest population?
Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin.
Did you know that the capital of Ireland had the maximum growth of Europe?
It's Dublin every year
My dad just got back from Ireland...
Dad: What are people in Ireland doing when they multiply by two?
Me: What?
Dad: They're just Dublin' it
With it being Saint Patrick's Day, I have an important question for all of you. You all know why there are two Irelands right?
Many people say it's because of religious and Political beliefs, but I always like to think it's because Ireland wanted to Dublin size.
Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland. Everday it's Dublin.
\*Idk if this has been on here yet. My co worker told me this and I about had a s**....\*
[Original] Which country has the 2nd fastest growing capital?
Ireland, it's Dublin and Dublin every year. But which country has the fastest growing capital?
Libya, it's Tripoli every year.
On a flight from Dublin, Ireland to Boston, the chief flight attendant made an announcement...
"Due to a terrible mistake by the airline's caterer, there are only 80 dinners instead of the 225 required to feed all the passengers on board. To fix the situation, we are offering unlimited drinks to anybody who is willing to give up their meal".
Two hours before landing, another announcement was made. "There are still 80 meals available if anybody is hungry".