Dublin Accent Jokes
4 dublin accent jokes and hilarious dublin accent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dublin accent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dublin Accent Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A teacher asks her class
to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Irish man in Dublin
An Irish man, enjoying a pint of Guiness in a pub in Dublin when he approaches a couple of very fat girls with british accent:
- Hi ladies! Are you from England?
- No! Wales!
- Hi whales! Are you from England?
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to another guy.
The first guy says, "That's a familiar accent you got there, where ya from?"
The other guy says "I'm Irish".
First guy says "I'm Irish too! Where did you live in Ireland?"
The second guy says "Dublin".
First guy:"Me too! When did you graduate?"
SG:"1978. What about you?"
FG:"I graduated in '78 too. Where'd you go to school?"
SG:"Saint Mary's. and you?"
FG"I went to Saint Mary's too!"
About that time, a new person walks into the bar. says to the bartender, "What's goin on?"
The bartender says, "oh nothing much, the O'Reilly brothers are drunk again."
Two men sitting at a bar...
Two men are sitting next to each other at the bar well into their drinking. The first man says to the bartender, in a thick Irish accent, Sir, another shot of your finest whiskey! The second man looks at the first and says, with an equally thick accent, Well I'll be, by chance do you come from Ireland?
I do sir! A round for me and my fellow countryman! The bartender pours the pair a shot each. The second man looks at the first and says, By chance, did you happen to live near Dublin?
Aye Sir, born and raised there! Another round Bartender! exclaimed the first. Downing the whiskey together, the first looks at the second and says, As unlikely as it seems, by chance you didn't go to St. John's College in Dublin did you?
Jesus Mary and Joseph I did sir! Another two for my friend and me! A regular walks into the bar and sits down next to the pair. The bartender pours him his usual beer and the man asks, How's the bar doing tonight, anything new going on? The bartender replies, Nothing new pal, just the O'Malley brothers drunk again.
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