The Best 46 Dubai Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dubai jokes. There are some dubai aleppo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dubai flintstones puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dubai Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi..?

Dubai don't show The Flintstones on television but Abu-Dhabi-do!

So I said to this bloke "I'm gonna open a shop in Saudi Arabia"

He said "*Dubai?*", and I said, "*yep, and sell*".

The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,

but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

Watching the Flintstones in the UAE...

is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do.

jokes about dubai

Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'...

...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.


What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule

Dubreak, Dubai.

Dubai joke, Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day...

"Dubai?" He asked

"Yes, and sell" I replied.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Just in from the Middle East

Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the
humor in the "Flintstones" but, I know for a fact that
people in Abu Dhabi do.

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A friend was talking to me about investing in property in the Middle East

"Dubai?" I asked.

"No, I can't afford it yet", he replied.

People in Dubai don't like "The Flintstones"

But people in Abu Dhabi Do

Dubai don't like the Flintstones

but Abu Dahbi do

So I've heard people in Dubai don't like Flinstones...

But people in Abu-Dhabi DOOOO!

Just came back from Dubai where a sheikh offered me 30 camels for my wife.

I usually smoke Marlboro but who could resist an offer like that?

Dubai joke, Just came back from Dubai where a sheikh offered me 30 camels for my wife.

Vacations

In Amsterdam you get stoned and have sex.

In dubai you habe sex and get stoned.

I told my mate I was going to open a shop in Saudi Arabia.

Dubai he asked?
Yes I replied, And sell

I started working at a Grill-Restaurant on a skyscraper in Dubai

The steaks were high but i managed to pull it off


How do you tell the difference between someone from Dubai and someone from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People from Abu Dhabi do.

Did you hear about the gay druggy in Dubai?

He kept getting stoned.

The people of Dubai don't get Flintstone's humor.

But the people of Abu Dabi do.

On a flight from Dubai to NYC, I met a cheerful gentleman from Pakistani. He stressed that Pakistan is now a new country, peaceful & totally against terrorism

To prove his point, he decided not to hijack the plane.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi

Dubai don't like The Flinstones

Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo

whats the difference between dubai and abu dabi?

people in dubai dont like the flinstones but people in abudabidoo

Dubai joke, whats the difference between dubai and abu dabi?

Apparently, people from Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

But people from Abu Dhabi do.

It is said that the Sheiks in Dubai do not approve of the Flintstones.

But those in Abu Dhabi do.

My favourite "Dad" joke.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.


In Dubai they don't show The Flintstones

But Abu Dhabi do

I was on a trip to Dubai, and in my stay, I met a rich man

Over time, we actually became friends, and he told me about this shoes company he owns.
He said:

Each pair of shoes we manufacture costs us about 2$, and we manage to sell them for 250$

What?! this is insane, why is it so expensive, ? I asked

Well I actually tried to make them cheaper for 25$ each

Then what happend?

People stopped buying them

What's the difference between people who live in Dubai and people who live in Abu Dhabi?

People who live in Dubai never watch The Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

They do.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi do.

People in Dubai wouldn't understand the humor in the Flintstones,

but I know people in Abu Dhabi do.


Apparently, people in Dubai don't believe in the Flintstones.

But Abu Dhabi do!

No joke, Dubai spent billions on a bunch of man-made islands and they are now sinking.

I guess all the money in the world can't help erect-isle dysfunction

What's the difference between Dubai and Abudabi?

Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but the people of Abudabi do.

I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.

I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Vast majority of folks in Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but most in Abu Dhabi do.

Eastern European Charade

I am stuck between Russia and Poland.

I am getting hit very violently.

Yellow is one of my two colors.

What am I ?

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**A tennis ball in Dubai Semi Final**

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The people living in Dubai don't like the Flintstones

But those in Abu Dhabi do...

How do you sing the national anthem of the United Arab Emirates?

I'm Blue, Abu Dhabi, Dubai
Abu Dhabi and Dubai
Abu Dhabi, Dubai...

I recently returned from Dubai, where I was given forty camels for my wife.

I generally smoke Marlboro, but hey... that seems like a bargain to me.

What's the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi?

The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi Do.

The people of Dubai do not like the flinstones.

But the people of Abu Dhabi do

I heard the people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

But people in nearby Abu Dhabi do

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