Dubai Jokes
56 dubai jokes and hilarious dubai puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dubai that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some of the funniest Dubai jokes revolving around the emirate's success and prosperity, created by Gujarat-based comedian and humorist, Dubai sarvaiya na. Read about the differences between Dubai Sarvaiya and Dubai Seenu and enjoy a hearty laugh!
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Short dubai jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dubai humour may include short broadcast jokes also.
- What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
- I heard the people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... But people in nearby Abu Dhabi do
- What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Vast majority of folks in Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but most in Abu Dhabi do.
- How do you tell the difference between someone from Dubai and someone from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People from Abu Dhabi do.
- whats the difference between dubai and abu dabi? people in dubai dont like the flinstones but people in abudabidoo
- What's the difference between Dubai and Abudabi? Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but the people of Abudabi do.
- Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.
- What's the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi? The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi Do.
- Just came back from Dubai where a sheikh offered me 30 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboro but who could resist an offer like that?
- My favourite "Dad" joke. What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.
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- People in Dubai don't like "The Flintstones" But people in Abu Dhabi Do
- The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi DOOO.
- Apparently, people from Dubai don't like the Flintstones... But people from Abu Dhabi do.
- The people of Dubai don't get Flintstone's humor. But the people of Abu Dabi do.
- The people living in Dubai don't like the Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do...
- Apparently, people in Dubai don't believe in the Flintstones. But Abu Dhabi do!
- In Dubai they don't show The Flintstones But Abu Dhabi do
- When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai.
- So I've heard people in Dubai don't like Flinstones... But people in Abu-Dhabi DOOOO!
- Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule Dubreak, Dubai.
- The people of Dubai do not like the flinstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do
- Dubai don't like the Flintstones but Abu Dahbi do
- How do people in the Middle East bid farewell to each other? They Dubai
- Why can't you shop in the UAE? There's nothing Dubai.
- What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai? Dubai fours
Amusing & Witty Dubai Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about dubai you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dubai pranks.
The Flintstones
A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
Watching the Flintstones in the UAE...
is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do.
I told my friend about the Muslim s**... trade the other day...
"Dubai?" He asked
"Yes, and sell" I replied.
Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
Just in from the Middle East
Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the
humor in the "Flintstones" but, I know for a fact that
people in Abu Dhabi do.
Vacations
In Amsterdam you get s**... and have s**....
In dubai you habe s**... and get s**....
Did you hear about the gay druggy in Dubai?
He kept getting s**....
On a flight from Dubai to NYC, I met a cheerful gentleman from Pakistani. He stressed that Pakistan is now a new country, peaceful & totally against terrorism
To prove his point, he decided not to hijack the plane.
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi
Dubai don't like The Flinstones
Abu Dhabi do.
What's the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo
It is said that the Sheiks in Dubai do not approve of the Flintstones.
But those in Abu Dhabi do.
I was on a trip to Dubai, and in my stay, I met a rich man
Over time, we actually became friends, and he told me about this shoes company he owns.
He said:
Each pair of shoes we manufacture costs us about 2$, and we manage to sell them for 250$
What?! this is insane, why is it so expensive, ? I asked
Well I actually tried to make them cheaper for 25$ each
Then what happend?
People stopped buying them
What's the difference between people who live in Dubai and people who live in Abu Dhabi?
People who live in Dubai never watch The Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
They do.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi do.
People in Dubai wouldn't understand the humor in the Flintstones,
but I know people in Abu Dhabi do.
No joke, Dubai spent billions on a bunch of man-made island and they are now sinking.
I guess all the money in the world can't help e**...-isle dysfunction
I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.
Eastern European Charade
I am stuck between Russia and Poland.
I am getting hit very violently.
Yellow is one of my two colors.
What am I ?
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**A tennis ball in Dubai Semi Final**
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How do you sing the national anthem of the United Arab Emirates?
I'm Blue, Abu Dhabi, Dubai
Abu Dhabi and Dubai
Abu Dhabi, Dubai...
I recently returned from Dubai, where I was given forty camels for my wife.
I generally smoke Marlboro, but hey... that seems like a bargain to me.
