The Best 18 Dual Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dual jokes. There are some dual closure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dual hexadecimal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dual Jokes and Puns

A special group of polar bears that live in the Arctic and Antarctic have been seen with dual personalities and sexual attraction to both sexes..

I guess you could say they're Bi-polar bipolar bi polar bears.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

My wife asked me if I love her and I told her that my heart is like my phone and she is the Sim card. She was impressed

but I didn't tell her that my phone has dual Sim

Dual joke, My wife asked me if I love her and I told her that my heart is like my phone and she is the Sim card

Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.

1st Message: Let's Breakup Now, Its All Over

2nd Message: Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You

What do you call a Canadian with sunburn

A Dual Citizen, Eh?


What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

The most confusing dual citizenship?

French and Spanish, because then you have to decide between being on strike and unemployed.

Dual joke, The most confusing dual citizenship?

My local police department is running a dual campaign against dangerous driving and taking drugs. The signs read:

SPEED KILLS

Clocks have a dual nature...

On one hand, they move slowly. On the other hand, they move pretty fast.

Why are GameCube controllers better than feminists?

GameCube controllers have dual stage triggers and feminists have one stage triggers.

Xperia M2 dual

my sony xperia m2, hanging so much after updating this new year, even when using facebook and making a call, any one faced this problem

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

I am dual citizen

Half German half shepherd. Woof.

Profesor degree

How you gonna call someone with two professor degrees in different fields? Dual core professor.

Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.

Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.

1st Message: Let's Breakup Now, Its All Over


2nd Message: Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You

What do you call a dual stand up act on their periods?

comoody

Dual joke, What do you call a dual stand up act on their periods?

What do you call a Persian and Iraqi dual citizen.

Stuck between a rock and I ran.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, lets have a dual.

I'll give you the advantage; you get to use the pen.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dual double jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dual radar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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