Dual Jokes

Funniest Dual Short Jokes

Short dual jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dual humour may include short twin jokes also.

1. My dad said his first car had a Dual-55 air conditioning system. All you have to do is to roll down both of the windows and drive 55 miles an hour.
2. What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer? A co-operating system.
3. My wife asked me if I love her and I told her that my heart is like my phone and she is the Sim card. She was impressed but I didn't tell her that my phone has dual Sim
4. Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl. 1st Message: Let's Breakup Now, Its All Over
   2nd Message: Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You
5. What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags.
6. The most confusing dual citizenship? French and Spanish, because then you have to decide between being on strike and unemployed.
7. My local police department is running a dual campaign against dangerous driving and taking drugs. The signs read: SPEED KILLS
8. Clocks have a dual nature... On one hand, they move slowly. On the other hand, they move pretty fast.
9. Why are GameCube controllers better than feminists? GameCube controllers have dual stage triggers and feminists have one stage triggers.
10. Xperia M2 dual my sony xperia m2, hanging so much after updating this new year, even when using facebook and making a call, any one faced this problem

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Dual One Liners

Which dual one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dual? I can suggest the ones about bilingual and duel.

1. What do you call a Canadian with sunburn A Dual Citizen, Eh?
2. What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink? Serving dual porpoises!
3. I am dual citizen Half German half shepherd. Woof.
4. What do you call a dual stand up act on their periods? comoody
5. What do you call a Persian and Iraqi dual citizen. Stuck between a rock and I ran.
6. Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
7. I've literally been waiting my whole life for this! Ask me about my fond-dual!!!!
8. What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise

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What funny jokes about dual you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean double ended jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dual pranks.