The Best 47 Dryer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dryer jokes. There are some dryer washer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dryer hair dryer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dryer Jokes and Puns

A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father,may I ask a favor?'

'Of course child. What can I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for
me? Under your robes perhaps?

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her..

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

^badump ^tssss


So a husband and wife wake up one morning and the husband is the first to go to the bathroom. The wife patiently waits her turn until she hears her hair dryer is on. Confused and curious she opens the bathroom door to find her husband blow drying his junk. Naturally, she asks him what he is doing to which he responds, "Heating up your breakfast."

My parents didn't love me as a kid

My bath toys were a toaster and a hair dryer

I did some money laundering

Now it's all in the dryer.

I got burned by a piece of metal on my pants when I pulled them from the dryer.

It was a hot button issue.

My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg.

wub wub wub wub wub wub....

Dryer joke, My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Your mom is like a dryer...

ยข25 per load.

What does the dryer say to the laundry when it's still moist?

I dried my best.

I asked a guy at the gym how to use a piece of equipment.

"Just push the button," he replied, "Like you would with any other hand dryer."

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Yesterday, I got so depressed..

..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records.
Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.

I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today.

Her funeral will be this saturday.

What setting does a special snowflake internet feminist use on her clothes dryer?

Tumblr dry.

I had to return my hand dryer today

Becuase it sucked

Did you hear about the hair dryer that tried stand up comedy?

He blew it

Dryer joke, Did you hear about the hair dryer that tried stand up comedy?

What gets wetter as you become dryer?

A necrophiliac.

What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?

A midget spinner.

My dryer kidnapped my socks and held them for ransom

But I refused to comply, and the poor little bastards were forced to reproduce for months. I now have a lifetime supply.

Did you hear about the solar powered clothes dryer?

It's called a clothes line.

When you're drying your hands with a bathroom hand dryer ...

... would you call that a hand job, or a blow job?

My wife shouted at me...

You're so useless! You never tidy up or help with the housework, you're lazy and stupid and I bet you don't even know how to keep a house tidy!

I decided to prove her wrong so I did the washing up, ha! You should have seen her face when I showed her I knew how to load the dishes into the tumble dryer...

Did i ever tell you the story about how my uncle was a prize fighter?

He broke both of his hands on a washer / dryer he won on the price is right.

I snuck up on my dryer...

Scared the sheet out of it.

What do you call a towel used by a bunny?

A hare dryer!

My girlfriend walked in on me in the bathroom

My girlfriend walked in on me in the bathroom awkwardly holding her hair dryer turned on pointed at my crotch

Her - Uhhh hunny what are you doing

Warming up your dinner

Dryer joke, My girlfriend walked in on me in the bathroom

Why is dryer lint so flammable.

Because it's dryer then regular lint.

Life lesson #297

Never pass gas while using a public bathroom hand air dryer... It tends to create a fartnado!

What is dryer than the bone?


We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer?


Yesterday, my neighbor accused me of stealing clothes from her dryer.

She was so angry I nearly shat her pants!

Do you know this feeling when you transferred all your items from the washing machine to the dryer and didn't drop a single sock?

Me neither.

You know what really blows my mind any time I think about it?

My telekinetic hair dryer.

How many Nascar drivers does it take to blow up a jet dryer?

Just Juan

I accidentally left a dollar in my pants pocket, and it went through the washer and dryer.

I hope the police don't find out about my money laundering scheme...

All this time I've been thinking the tumble dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Turns out it was the fridge all along.

How I lost my job as a hairdresser.

I had just about finished styling a very wealthy lady's hair. I put down the hair dryer, and placed a hand mirror behind her head. "OK, how's that?", I asked.

She sniffed, and said "more volume."


My new dryer was making this funny sound...

Then I put a sock in it.

My wife always thinks really hard about ironing vs. putting her shirts in the dryer to get rid of wrinkles.

I asked her to not be so clothes-minded.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer.

Plus it's fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

What kind of chocolate does the dryer like?

Lindt Chocolate

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer...

Plus it's super fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

What did the washer & dryer do in the 40 days before Easter?


It's not your dryer that's shrinking your clothes...

It's your refrigerator.

Remember if you lose a sock in the dryer.... comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn't fit any of your containers.

Why was Billy Joel's laundry still wet?

Because he didn't start the dryer

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dryer soak jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dryer hanger piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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