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Drycleaning Jokes

3 drycleaning jokes and hilarious drycleaning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drycleaning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Laughable Drycleaning Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What is a good drycleaning joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A blonde walks into a drycleaners

and says 'good morning' to the elderly attendant and hands him a blouse. The man didn't hear too well and asked, "Come again"?
The blonde turned red and giggled. "No, just mayonnaise this time."

What's the difference between Trump and Bill Clinton?

Trump paid her $130k, Bill didn't even pay for dry-cleaning

I went to a Soviet drycleaners but didn't have the right money

They said they'd do it cheaper but I'd have to wait a while.
I had to ask them to quit Stalin, Putin a few Roubles and get these Marx off my Lenin.

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