Drycleaners Jokes
6 drycleaners jokes and hilarious drycleaners puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drycleaners that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A blonde walks into a drycleaners
and says 'good morning' to the elderly attendant and hands him a blouse. The man didn't hear too well and asked, "Come again"?
The blonde turned red and giggled. "No, just mayonnaise this time."
What's the difference between Trump and Bill Clinton?
Trump paid her $130k, Bill didn't even pay for dry-cleaning
I went to a Soviet drycleaners but didn't have the right money
They said they'd do it cheaper but I'd have to wait a while.
I had to ask them to quit Stalin, Putin a few Roubles and get these Marx off my Lenin.
Come Again They said as the woman drops off her stained dress at the drycleaners
No, it's actually a yogurt stain this time. She replied
I don't think that's a drool stain.
A pretty young girl goes into a her local dry-cleaners with an evening dress under her arm. She shows the dress to the old man behind the counter and asks
"It's really not too dirty except for this one stain, can you take care of the stain for me, please?"
The old man is hard of hearing and says
"Come again?"
The girl replies
"No, just some mustard."
A blonde goes into a drycleaners...
Picking up her dress she turns to leave.
The assistant says "Come again"
"No, this time it's only toothpaste!"
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