The Best 7 Drycleaners Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drycleaners jokes. There are some drycleaners blonde jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drycleaners maids puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drycleaners Jokes and Puns

A blonde walks into a drycleaners

and says 'good morning' to the elderly attendant and hands him a blouse. The man didn't hear too well and asked, "Come again"?

The blonde turned red and giggled. "No, just mayonnaise this time."

Come Again They said as the woman drops off her stained dress at the drycleaners

No, it's actually a yogurt stain this time. She replied

I don't think that's a drool stain.

A pretty young girl goes into a her local dry-cleaners with an evening dress under her arm. She shows the dress to the old man behind the counter and asks
"It's really not too dirty except for this one stain, can you take care of the stain for me, please?"
The old man is hard of hearing and says
"Come again?"
The girl replies
"No, just some mustard."

A blonde goes into a drycleaners...

Picking up her dress she turns to leave.
The assistant says "Come again"
"No, this time it's only toothpaste!"

What happened to the man who stole his pants from the drycleaners?

He made a CLEAN getaway!!!


A woman went to the dry-cleaners...

...to pick up a dress she'd had laundered.

The man behind the counter hands over her garment and just as she's about to leave he says "come again".

With that the woman turns round and says "no, it was just toothpaste this time".

I wish stud finders worked...

I keep losing mine at the dry-cleaners.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drycleaners janitors jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drycleaners folks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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