Dry Spell Jokes
10 dry spell jokes and hilarious dry spell puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dry spell that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pretty ironic they used to sacrifice virgins to call down rain
Considering they're known for having the longest dry spells.
Dating a girl after a dry spell is like going food shopping when you're hungry
Except my food never banged my roommate while I was at work
Why couldn't harry potter feel the magic?
Because he was having a dry spell
I was so close to having s**... after a long dry spell
Then my wife woke me up
what do you call a witch in the desert?
Dry spell!!!!
Show me a man on a dry spell and I'll show you a room with a lot of empty bottles of hand lotion.
Dry spell
I have been on a dry spell lately I think my virginity has grown back.
What spell do wizards use when they have dry skin?
Expecto petroleum!
Two friends, Louis and Moe, walk down a street discussing about a girl.
Louis has been on a bit of a dry spell and is craving some tangy p. Recently, he has caught the attention of this girl, who he thinks is hot. She has made s**... advances. Louis has yet to respond accordingly due to bad timing but wants to oblige her. Moe has heard from her ex-boyfriend that she is easily moisted but may not be too healthy, in regards to this context. He disapproves of Louis going through with it because he had experienced getting s**... once before.
So Moe says to him, Don't do it dude, trust me.
Louis thinks intently about it and says I could see where you're coming from…
But I could also see where she is coming from.
So I have this friend Jonathan...
Jon's been on a bit of a dry spell with the ladies lately. I suppose I should tell you a bit about Jonathan. He's a bit hard of hearing, but the ladies still love him despite that and his slightly diminutive stature, probably because he's usually the life of the party, buying drinks, etc. Anyway, back to the problem at hand.
We went to lunch the other day at a nice, quiet cafe. We started chatting about the usual, work, sports, whatever, but it came clear that Jon actually had invited me to give him some advice. He told me about his dry spell and of course I wanted to get to the root of the problem. A few minutes pass in silence. Finally, I ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
"WHAT?"
(Oh right, the hearing thing) "I said, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?"
"OK!"
"WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING TURNED DOWN?"
"TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT!?"
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