Dry Skin Jokes
25 dry skin jokes and hilarious dry skin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dry skin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dry Skin Short Jokes
Short dry skin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dry skin humour may include short bad skin jokes also.
- My friend doesn't like to talk about her dry skin… She'd rather just sweep it under the carpet
- I've dry skin & a friend suggested that I use Shea Butter, but I can't do that Cuz I'm Sunni.
- What did the chicken farmer's daughter say to her dry skinned mother? Hey you got the eggs, ma?
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Dry Skin One Liners
Which dry skin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dry skin? I can suggest the ones about skin care and wrinkled skin.
- What's the leading cause of dry skin ...towel
Credits:dads - A New research shows us that the main cause of dry skin is.... Towels.
- What does a Dr. Who fan say when he has dry skin? EXFOLIATE
- Why did the pig have dry skin throughout the day? She forgot to put on her oinkment.
- What do French whales put on dry skin? L'ocean
- What spell do wizards use when they have dry skin? Expecto petroleum!
- What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile
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What funny jokes about dry skin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dry skin pranks.
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Two police officers walk into a crime scene.
They see two people lying dead on the floor. The victims are holding a piece of w**... each. Their eyes are red and their skin is dry.
One officer turns to the other and says: "Looks like a joint s**...."
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Past& Sees Her.
Susie is a p**... who doesn't want her gran to know. One day Police raid the brothel & line up the girls outside.The gran walks past& sees her.Quick thinking Susie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue. When the Police get to gran, they're surprised& ask her 'how do u do it at your age?'she replies ,I take my teeth out, peel back the skin& s**... 'em until they're dry.
My wife has really dry skin
My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it.
He said, "Give her a milk bath."
I said, "Pasteurized?"
The doctor replied, "No, just up to her knees will do."
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Oranges.
There's this p**...,and she's getting arrested with a bunch of other prostitutes.
The police make them line up against a wall.
An old lady is walking down the street, when she notices her grandaughter is in the line.
"What is this line for, dear?"
It's for oranges!- the p**... says.
"Ooh! I love oranges!"
The old lady joins the line.
The police officer is walking down the line, taking photos of each woman, when he stops at the old lady.
"Dear god! You're an old woman, you have no teeth!..how on earth do you do it!?"
The old lady takes off her glasses, looks the cop dead in the eye and says
Well...I just peel back the skin and s**... em dry!!!
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A prostitution ring gets busted one afternoon.
As all of the girls were lined up outside the police station to get booked, one of the girls noticed her grandma walking by, who came up to her and said, Why Hello?! What are you waiting in line for dear?
The p**..., embarrassed, lies and says she's waiting in line for an orange stand, to which the Grandma replied, Oh, I would love some oranges!
As the p**... and her grandma came to the front of the line, the policeman asked the Grandma, How do you still do it at this age?
The Grandma replied, I just pull out my dentures, pull back the skin, and s**... it dry!
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A portrait painter is on his death bed when he asks his son to come close..
He says "Son, I'm dying. So listen closely." He sneezes on the boy's face. "I have a skin rash, dry cough, pink eye, diarrhea, headache, koplik's spots, sensitivity to light, sore t**..., and/or swollen lymph nodes." Then he coughs on the boy's mouth. "So I want you to make sure that your brother gets m'brushes." As he says this he spits in the boy's eye. "Make sure your sister gets m'paintings." He convulses, spilling his bed pan over the boy's chest, before speaking his last words, "I want you to get m'easels."
A retiring obstetrician takes the bag of foreskins he collected during his career to a taxidermist.
The taxidermist looks at the thousands of dried up bits of skin and then looks quizzically at the obstetrician -- who says "I don't know, just make something nice with them."
A couple months later, the taxidermist calls to say that the souvenir of the obstetrician's career is ready. When the OB gets there, the taxidermist hands him a *wallet*! It is beautifully made, with thousands of tiny stitches, but it's *disappointingly small*.
OB: What? I gave you thousands of foreskins! That's it?
The taxidermist grins and says "When you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!"
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In hard times, a young woman becomes a p**......
For obvious reasons, she tries to keep this hidden from her only relative, her old grandma.
One cold evening, the brothel that the p**... works in is raided by police. All s**... workers are forced to wait in a line outside to show identification and documents.
As luck would have it, nan was in this bad area in town saw her granddaughter in the queue. She asked "Why are you standing in line here dear, are you not cold?". Trying to think of a good alibi, the grand daughter told her that the policeman were handing out free oranges.
Excited by the prospects of free oranges, the old lady said "Why how awfully nice of them, I might get some myself" and went to the back of the line.
A policeman, going down the line for more information looks very suprised when he comes to the four foot eight female yoda. "Wow, how do you keep at it at your age?".
"Well darling, I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back, and s**... them dry".
