The Best 21 Dry Skin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dry Skin jokes. There are some dry skin dries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dry skin damp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dry Skin Jokes and Puns

What's the leading cause of dry skin

...towels
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Two police officers walk into a crime scene.

They see two people lying dead on the floor. The victims are holding a piece of weed each. Their eyes are red and their skin is dry.

One officer turns to the other and says: "Looks like a joint suicide."

Past& Sees Her.

Susie is a prostitute who doesn't want her gran to know. One day Police raid the brothel & line up the girls outside.The gran walks past& sees her.Quick thinking Susie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue. When the Police get to gran, they're surprised& ask her 'how do u do it at your age?'she replies ,I take my teeth out, peel back the skin& suck 'em until they're dry.

Dry Skin joke, Past& Sees Her.

My wife has really dry skin

My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it.
He said, "Give her a milk bath."
I said, "Pasteurized?"
The doctor replied, "No, just up to her knees will do."

I like the way you think

Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.


Doctors don't want you to know the real #1 cause of dry skin:

Towels

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think...

Its a teabag

Dry Skin joke, Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is S

What's the leading cause of dry skin?

A towel

What causes dry skin?

Towels!

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Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in.

The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry and comes out wet.

It comes out dripping, and starts to sag, it's not what you think......

Its a teabag!

A New research shows us that the main cause of dry skin is....

Towels.

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The leading cause of dry skin

Towels

My friend doesn't like to talk about her dry skin…

She'd rather just sweep it under the carpet

Roses are red, nuts are brown

Skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin.

When it's stiff, just stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.

Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)

What does a Dr. Who fan say when he has dry skin?

EXFOLIATE

Researchers have found the leading cause of dry skin.

Towels

Dry Skin joke, Researchers have found the leading cause of dry skin.

I've dry skin & a friend suggested that I use Shea Butter, but I can't do that

Cuz I'm Sunni.

Why did the pig have dry skin throughout the day?

She forgot to put on her oinkment.

What did the chicken farmer's daughter say to her dry skinned mother?

Hey you got the eggs, ma?


What do French whales put on dry skin?

L'ocean

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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