Dry Shampoo Jokes
4 dry shampoo jokes and hilarious dry shampoo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dry shampoo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dry Shampoo Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good dry shampoo joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
FINALLY! BLONDE MEN JOKES:
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers "Yes but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair and I just wet mine."
John wanted to take a shower at his mates
His mate says "did you find the shampoo?"
John replies "Yes, but it says 'For Dry Hair' and I've just wet mine!"
I heard Rockstar are gonna start making dry shampoo
It's called Bed Head Redemption
Instructions for cleaning the toilet
**Instructions for cleaning the toilet:**
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and s**... it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying herself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the Power-wash pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed she will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
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