Dry Martini Jokes
9 dry martini jokes and hilarious dry martini puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dry martini that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A German walks into a bar
and says, "can I have a martini please?"
"Dry?"
"No, just one."
[first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me: [staring at all the liquid ingredients] I don't know how to tell you this
2 Germans in a bar in London
\- 2 Martinis, please.
\- Dry?
\- NEIN! ZWEI!
Two German spies came to English pub during WW II.
One German said to another: "Be careful. Let's pretend that we are British. We should order martini this time, not schnaps". So they requested barman for two martinies.
- Dry martini? - asked barman.
- Warum drei? Zwei!
German spies
During the war, two German spies were sent to London to gather valuable intel. To immerse themselves in the local culture they walk into a local pub and walk up to the bar. The first German says to the barman in an impeccable English accent
"May I have two Martinis please?"
"Dry?" asked the barman.
The German replied, holding up two fingers.
"Nein! Zwei!"
I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin...
I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin. They brought me 3.
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There once was a man named Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his w**....
That being uncouth,
He dipped it in vermouth,
And slipped his wife a dry martini.
Two german tourists walk into an american bar
One of them says:
"-We would like a martini please!"
The bartender responds:
"-Dry?"
"-Nein, zwei"
Why do you put a little umbrella in a dry martini?
To keep it from getting wet
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