Dry Martini Jokes
26 dry martini jokes and hilarious dry martini puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dry martini that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dry Martini Short Jokes
Short dry martini jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dry martini humour may include short martini jokes also.
- A German walks into a bar and says, "can I have a martini please?"
"Dry?"
"No, just one." - [first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me: [staring at all the liquid ingredients] I don't know how to tell you this
- A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks "Dry?" The German replies "Nein, just one."
- A German asks for a martini… "Dry?" asks the bartender.
The German, confused: "No, just one." - A German walks into a bar and orders a martini, the bartender asks "dry?" The German says "Nein, just one"
- A German man walked into a bar He waved at the bartender saying "Ja, can I get a martini?"
"Dry?" the bartender asked
"No, just one for now." - A German tourist visiting the US went into a bar and asked for a martini Dry? asked the bartender. The German replied, Nein, just one.
- Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this
- A German man walks into a bar... and orders a Martini.
The barman asks:
"Dry?"
The German replies:
"No, just one, thank you." - A German is in a bar in the US He wants to order something to drink for his wife and him.
"I'll have two martinis, please."
"Dry?" asks the bartender.
"NEIN, I SAID TWO!"
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Dry Martini One Liners
Which dry martini one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dry martini? I can suggest the ones about cocktail and gin and tonic.
- 2 Germans in a bar in London \- 2 Martinis, please.
\- Dry?
\- NEIN! ZWEI! - A German asks for a martini...
"Dry?" asks the barman.
He replies, "Nein, just one." - Why do you put a little umbrella in a dry martini? To keep it from getting wet
Dry Martini Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dry martini you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wet dry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dry martini pranks.
A Roman walks into a bar..
..and asks for a dry martinus.
"Surely you mean a martini," asks the bartender.
"If I want a double I'll ask for it, you plebeian s**...," replies the roman.
Two German spies came to English pub during WW II.
One German said to another: "Be careful. Let's pretend that we are British. We should order martini this time, not schnaps". So they requested barman for two martinies.
- Dry martini? - asked barman.
- Warum drei? Zwei!
German spies
During the war, two German spies were sent to London to gather valuable intel. To immerse themselves in the local culture they walk into a local pub and walk up to the bar. The first German says to the barman in an impeccable English accent
"May I have two Martinis please?"
"Dry?" asked the barman.
The German replied, holding up two fingers.
"Nein! Zwei!"
Two germans visit France in the early 50s
Two germans are visiting Paris in the early 50s. They want to order drinks, but they don't want to be thought of as germans, since it's post-WW2. So they practice their english accent for their order. Once it's ready, they go at the bar.
"Hello barman, may we have two martinis ?" asked one of the german.
"Dry ?" asked the barman.
"NEIN, ZWEI !"
I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin...
I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin. They brought me 3.
There once was a man named Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his w**....
That being uncouth,
He dipped it in vermouth,
And slipped his wife a dry martini.
There once was a man named Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his w**....
That being uncouth,
He dipped it in vermouth,
And slipped his wife a dry martini.
Two german tourists walk into an american bar
One of them says:
"-We would like a martini please!"
The bartender responds:
"-Dry?"
"-Nein, zwei"
A German walks into a bar
. "A Martini please"
The bartender replied "Dry"
The German responded "Nein, just ze one please! "
There once was a man named Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his w**....
That being uncouth,
He dipped it in vermouth,
And slipped his wife a dry martini.