Dry Ice Jokes
8 dry ice jokes and hilarious dry ice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dry ice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dry Ice Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good dry ice joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A lady walks into a dry cleaners...
...she's carrying a beautiful black dress. She tells the clerk, "I'll need to pick this up tomorrow."
The clerk, hard of hearing and distracted, innocently asks, "come again?"
Unfazed, she replies, "No. Vanilla ice cream this time."
Chemistry joke about dry ice.
There are two guys: Bob and Steve. Bob is carving "Drink Coke" into a block of dry ice. Steve asks "why are you carving drink coke into that block of dry ice?" Bob replies "I just heard about this thing called subliminal advertising and I thought I would give it a try."
I was dared to eat a spoonful of dry ice.
It tasted sublime!
There's a guy sneaking around in grocery stores in my town dropping chunks of dry ice in boxes of cereal.
We're being attacked by a cereal chiller!
I remember having a dry ice presentation in middle school.
It was sublime.
If I melt dry ice
Can I swim without getting wet?
The government is planning on sending out letters packed in dry ice to all its citizens.
It's a new form of subliminal messaging.
What happens when you drop dry ice in the sink?
It becomes wet ice.
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