The Best 8 Drunkenly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drunkenly jokes. There are some drunkenly slurs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drunkenly tipsy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drunkenly Jokes and Puns

A man drunkenly walks into his wife's room...

He loudly proclaims, "I have no idea how I could live without you!"

Flustered, the wife asks, "Is that you talking or the whiskey talking?"

"It's me talking to the whiskey."

The reverend John Flapps spots a female member of his congregation staggering drunkenly...

along the street. He tries to assist her but they stumble and he falls on top of her. A passing policeman comes up and says "Oi mate, you can't do that in the street"

The Rev replies "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps."

To which the cop replies, "Well, if you're in that far, you may as well Finnish."

A drunk stumbled to a church to ask a priest a question. He drunkenly asked "Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest, annoyed by the drunk, angrily replies:

"Arthritis? That's caused by drinking! Drinking too much!" The priest declared.

"Oh really father?" The drunk slurred.

However, the father wanted to really teach this man a lesson, and he said:

"Having un-wed sex also causes arthritis! And smoking! And gambling! All of it!" The priest shouted.

"Oh really father?" The drunk mumbled. "Because I read in the news that people in the clergy suffer from arthritis."

Driving home one day I saw my boss drunkenly stumbling in the road.

I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

My friend was drunkenly doing his calculus homework

You shouldn't drink and derive, I told him.


What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an amnesiac stumble drunkenly into the road.

The Irishman nearly escapes a speeding car, but the Scotsman isn't so lucky, and gets hit by the car and dies.

Two male cowboy cello players drunkenly have sex. They continue to have an affair without their wives knowing.

*Baroque-back Mountain*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drunkenly drunken puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drunkenly stumble piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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