The Best 4 Drunk Police Call Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drunk Police Call jokes. There are some drunk police call booze jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drunk police call drunk irish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Drunk Police Call Jokes and Puns

A police officer pulls over a driver...

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"

A drunk calls the police, and says,

"They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal.."

Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat"

A drunk shoots a police officer

He calls 911 and asks:

Drunk: Is this 911?

Dispatcher: Yes.

Drunk: Well there's 910 of you now!

Townes Van Zandt joke

A police officer stops a drunk man on the street.

Officer: How are you doing this evening, sir?

Drunk: Officer, I think somebody stole my car.

Officer: Where did you last see it?

Drunk: Right at the end of this key.

Officer: Alright, buddy, why don't you just call a cab. And zip up your fly while you're at it.

Drunk: Ah, man, they got my girl too!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drunk police call drunk girl jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drunk police call drunk guy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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