Drunk Confession Jokes
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Drunk in confession booth.
A drunk staggers into a church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to just sit there. Finally,the priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
Confession
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confessional booth and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally,the drunk replies:"No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."
A drunk staggers into a Catholic church
He enters a confession booth and sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk man shouts, "Ain't no use knocking! There's no paper on this side either!"
A guy goes in to a catholic church to confess his sins but Father is still sleeping up stairs half drunk so one of the altar boys tries taking the confession instead
but soon this altar boy is put in a situation where he does not know what to do.
"Euh, excuses me for one sec. I will be right back to let you know what the proper penance is for that sin"
"Psssht, hey danny. Danny!"
"Yeah"
"What does Father give for m**...?"
"Two snickers and a marsbar"
A priest is taking confessions late on a quiet night...
...and after a while hears a man stumble up to the booth, clumsily enter and sit down. The priest can clearly smell the reek of alchol and assumes the gentlemen is rather drunk.
The priest waits for the man to begin but after several minutes of silence he starts to wonder if the man has fallen asleep. Politely he knocks on the wall but nothing happens. After another minute he knocks again, louder. After more silence he heavily thumps the wall, shaking the booth a little.
"Alight, alright. I hear you," says the drunk. "There's no point knocking though, I can't find any paper on this side either."
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