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A collection of jokes I have found over the years about drummers.
**NOTE:** Before you get offended, I AM A DRUMMER. I FIND THESE FUNNY TOO.
1. What do you call a drummer in a suit? The defendant
2. How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up
3. What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted
4. What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality
5. Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither
6. What did the drummer say to the band leader? "Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
7. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to screw it in, four to say that Neil Peart could've done it better
8. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So that they can use the handicapped parking space
9. How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him the money for the pizza
10. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer
Anyone got any more?

I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.

He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

I bought a pair of drums without any drumsticks, so I decided to bolt them together.

I figured if you can't beat them, join them.

I went to the E.R. with celery in my ears and a drumstick up my butt

The doctor told me that I needed to start eating right.

Sometimes I think about how hard I want to bang

other days, I'm mostly depressed because I am a drumstick.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a chicken?

Drumsticks for everyone.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?

Extra drumsticks!

I've compiled my bucket list.

I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.

Drumsticks joke, I've compiled my bucket list.


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Drumsticks joke, I've compiled my bucket list.

Drumsticks joke, I've compiled my bucket list.

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