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Funniest Drums Short Jokes

Short drums jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drums humour may include short drummer jokes also.

  1. My neighbor knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 AM! Luckily for him i was still up playing my drum
  2. My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It's part of her minstrel cycle.
  3. Longest Drum Solo The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
  4. My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions
  5. The longest drum solo. Was 5 hours and 23 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on United Flight LY51 From Newark to Los Angeles.
  6. Neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3AM My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it!?
    Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
  7. Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along..
  8. Won't believe the nerve of my neighbor knocking on my door at 3AM. Fortunately I was up playing the drums.
  9. Why did the accordion player sell his instrument and switch to the drums? He wanted to play something less complicated.
  10. A broken drum is the best gift for Christmas You just can't beat it.
    On the other hand, a wife would be the worst gift because you definitely can...

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Drums One Liners

Which drums one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drums? I can suggest the ones about drum set and bass drum.

  1. A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa-Dumm-Tssssss….
  2. A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss
  3. A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss
  4. A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.. Baa- dum- ssss
  5. I repaired my drums after my son broke it... Now he has to deal with the repercussions.
  6. People are like drums... If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.
  7. I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake.
  8. A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff. Ba-dum-tss.
  9. The best gift I ever received was a broken drum you can't beat that.
  10. Why did the chicken join the polka band? Because it had perfect drum-sticks!
  11. What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
  12. Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss
  13. What's the best present you can gift? A broken drum.
    Nobody can beat that.
  14. What's the best birthday present in the world? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
  15. A lamb, a drum and a snake fell of a cliff. Baah Dumm Tsss

Play Drums Jokes

Here is a list of funny play drums jokes and even better play drums puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:00am I know 2:00am!? Good thing I was still up playing my drums
  • What do you call a midget playing drums in a subway? A metro-gnome
  • Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drum sticks!
  • I can't believe my neighbour. He knocked on my door and yelled for me AT 2am. 2am! Can you believe him? Lucky for him i was still awake playing my drums.
  • I'm writing a film about a cannibal undead tax exile who plays drums, eats your mother and then is sick. It's a nondomtomtomnomnommomvomromzomcom
  • How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm.
  • Me, neighbor and cops are making a band I play electric guitar, Cops are playing drums on the door and neighbor sings outside the window.
  • My neighbors love my drum playing so much that they threw a brick through my window so they could hear it better
  • Don't you dare go playing that drum again. There will be repercussions!
  • What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

Played Drums Jokes

Here is a list of funny played drums jokes and even better played drums puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My newsfeed keeps showing me a video of a former US Vice President playing the drums... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
  • I told my music teacher I wanted to play the drums. He said "Beat it!"
  • I tried to learn how to play the drums. but i'm just a beat off.
  • A man enters the drum section of a music store.. Shopkeeper: "Sir, you can play here for a while, but then I've gotta ask you to beat it."
  • Son: Dad, would you buy me a drum set? Father: No way. It's too loud around here as it is. I can barely fall asleep as it is!
    Son: don't worry, Dad, I will only play it when you are asleep!
  • Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums.
    He didn't want to Harm Monica.
  • Why did the turkey play drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!
  • My neighbor came to my house at 3 AM! 3 AM! Can you believe that? Lucky for him that I was up, playing drums.
  • Why did the matching band let the Turkey play? Because he had two drum sticks.
  • I got a noise complaint for playing my drums late at night. Now I just play piano.
Drums joke, I got a noise complaint for playing my drums late at night.

Drums joke, I got a noise complaint for playing my drums late at night.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about drums can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of drums puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Drums Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about drums you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean drum solo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make drums prank.

The Drums Must Not Stop

A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds.
The first night, the man didn't sleep a wink due to the ongoing drumming so he spoke to the chief. "Chief, I got no sleep last night. Could you maybe stop the drumming for a night so I could rest?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man figured it was their culture and focused on enjoying the day, studying and spending time with the tribe.
That night, the drums again kept the man awake for the whole night and in the morning he spoke with the chief.
"Chief, please! I need some sleep; couldn't the drums cease for just one night for my health?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man, exacerbated, let the issue drop and tried to focus on the day at hand, but could not focus due to lack of sleep and the incessant pounding of the drums.
That night, the beating of the drums left the man sleepless yet again in the morning he angrily approached the chief.
"Chief, I've just about had it. The drums must stop; it is impossible to get any rest with them!"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
"Why! Why can the drums not stop? What happens when the drums stop?!"
The chief replied, "Bass solo."

I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums.

He was a professional tuna.

Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...

Ba dum tss.

A music teacher is facing the judge in court

After a few minutes, the judge recognises the man and asks him a question. "Hey, wasn't it you who taught my son to play the drums?"
"Uhh... yeah?" he replied.
"Life in prison for you!"

General Custer to a Geordie soldier: "The Apaches are playing war drums!" Geordie soldier: "So they're thieving b**... as well as savages!"

I wanted to make a "two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff" joke, but um...

...tsh.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

...Bad-um Tst

I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set

He told me there would be repercussions

What did one drumset say to the other drumset?

Drumroll please?

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground

-Ba-
-Dum-
-Tssss-

I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.

He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

So this old guy is lying face down in the sand on a n**... beach.


A hot blonde comes along and starts rhythmically smacking his buttocks like drums.
Then the g**... flips around, grins toothlessly at her and says, Why don't you play the flute instead of the bongos?

I bought a pair of drums without any drumsticks, so I decided to bolt them together.

I figured if you can't beat them, join them.

Some cavalry soldiers are pinned down by a bunch of Indians.

The Major yells to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, I don't like the sound of those drums!" one of the Indians hollers, "He's not our regular drummer!"

I had a dream last night...

In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.

Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff

*Ba dumm tshhh*

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Rim shot.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a mountain.

Ba dum tsss

Neighbor in my apartment was b**... on my door at three in the morning.

Good thing I was up playing my drums.

Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff

Ba dum
Chsh

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

"da dum, tshhhh"

Two drums and a cymbal were standing on a cliff and decided to kill themselves

Buh-dum-ch

A bass player dies and goes to h**...

when he gets there, he's surprised to find Keith Moon immediately greeting him.
Hey man, you've gotta join our band. We've got Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar, and Im on drums
the bassist looks confused and says wait, this is h**... right? that sounds awesome!
well satan's got a girlfriend who sings

Two cowboys were riding through a canyon and from far off they heard the sound of drumming.

One of them said, "I don't like the sound of those drums." And a distant voice called out "He's not our regular drummer!"

the best present you can give anyone is a set of broken drums

you can't beat it

I am thinking of making a cover band of Beatles without the drums.

I would name it The Beatles with an extra 's'.

My Grandad was the best drummer in the world

He used to practice 18 hours a day, seven days a week, every day of the year.
Morning, noon, and night he'd be b**... away with his sticks, so dedicated he was, he didn't even have a set of drums, preferring instead to play on old biscuit tins, bottles, anything he could lay his hands on.
He was still playing right up till the moment he died aged 86 when my grandmother stabbed him in the neck with a fork.

Two drums and a cymbal

fell off a cliff.

Two cowboys are on the edge of a cliff when they hear the sound of wardrums.

One cowboy looks at the other and says, I don't like the sound of those war drums.
From below, they hear somebody shout, He's not our regular drummer!

A couple are on holiday on a pacific island...

When they arrive they hear a constant drum beat; the ask the taxi driver and he says "Drums must never stop!"
They get to the hotel and the drumming is still going, so they ask the cleaner and she says "Drums must never stop!"
The drums continue all night and the couple can't sleep. Exhausted, they storm down to reception and ask about the noise. "Drums must never stop!", says the concierge.
"But why?!" demand the couple.
"Because when drums stop... Bass solo begins!"

Two drums and a cymbal fall into a bottomless pit.

Wait for it..


.. wait for it..

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba dum tiss....

Drums joke, Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

jokes about drums

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