drumpf Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious drumpf puns

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.


I thought Republicans were the stupidest people in the world for calling Obama "Hussein"

Then I saw the Democrats call Trump "Drumpf"


What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency?

Four more years of great South Park!


So Canada legalized weed

now they got big time doritos sales amirite or amirite lmao get it cuz the mungies oooooooooooooo hahahahaha more like donald DRUMPF


What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

*Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*


If Hillary Clinton and Donald Drumpf are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives?



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