The Best 25 Drummers Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Drummers jokes. There are some drummers dum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drummers def leppard drummer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Drummers Jokes and Puns
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends. Sometimes it takes one. Sometimes it takes a Zildjian.
B'dum tsss
A collection of jokes I have found over the years about drummers.
**NOTE:** Before you get offended, I AM A DRUMMER. I FIND THESE FUNNY TOO.
1. What do you call a drummer in a suit? The defendant
2. How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up
3. What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted
4. What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality
5. Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither
6. What did the drummer say to the band leader? "Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
7. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to screw it in, four to say that Neil Peart could've done it better
8. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So that they can use the handicapped parking space
9. How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him the money for the pizza
10. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer
Anyone got any more?
Drummers always have such lame jokes...
I've heard them all like a Zildjian times.
Just some jokes about musicians.
How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.
How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking on your door? (What are your favorite musician jokes?)
The knocking gets faster as it goes on.
You hear a knock on your door, you open it to find a bass player standing there. What do you do?
Pay him for the pizza!
Two drummers walk past a bar...
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Put some sheet music in front of him.
Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?
metro gnomes
Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.
Ta-boom!
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to screw in the light bulb and three to talk about how Neil Peart could've done it better.
A good drummer, a bad drummer, a trumpeter and a clarinetist are standing im each corner of a football field
You throw $100 in the middle of the field. Who gets the money first?
The bad drummer. There are no good drummers, the trumpeter doesn't move for just 100 bucks and the clarinetist didn't understand the game.
My family's favorite drummer jokes.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they have machines for that now.
What did the drummer say before he was kicked out of the band?
Hey, I thought I'd share some song ideas I've written.
How do you count drummers?
1, 2 ... 1, 2, 3, 4.
How do drummers ask if they can take a break?
It's quite simple
Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?
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What's a drummers favorite food?
Shredded beets!
How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car?
Take the Domino's sign off the roof.
Today is the 13th day of Christmas. My house is over-run with noisy birds and a crowd of hungry and confused pipers, drummers, lords and ladies. On top of all that...
...my true love was arrested for human trafficking.
What do you call an orgy with drummers?
A gang bang.
Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?
Rattata
How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?
You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha
What's the most common blood type among drummers?
Heroin.
Back in high school I played in a band, and we were big.
Probably the biggest band in the world — we had 93 drummers.
If we really want to destroy china,
we should just send all the metal drummers there.
What do you call people who hang out with musicians?
Drummers.
Who likes to hang around musicians?
Drummers.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to change the bulb, the other two to tell him he didn't do it as well as Steve Gadd.
How can you tell a good drummer and a bad drummer apart?
Bad drummers don't call their mom on Mother's Day.
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