Drummer Jokes

• Short Drummer Jokes
• Drummer One Liners
• Drummer And Bassist Jokes
• Drummer Guitarist Jokes
• Drummer Timing Jokes
• Bad Drummer Jokes
• More Drummer Jokes

Funniest Drummer Short Jokes

Short drummer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drummer humour may include short played drums jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name? Anna 1
   Anna 2
   Anna 3
   Anna 4
2. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends. Sometimes it takes one. Sometimes it takes a Zildjian.
3. My brother's a drummer and had twin daughters. You'll never guess what he named them! Anna 1, Anna 2
4. What do you call a head injury at a drummer's convention in Moscow, Russia? A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.
5. A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?" "Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.
6. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irr-elephant
   Hahahaha
   What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
   Anna-one, Anna-two.
   Buhahahahaha.
7. What do you call someone who hangs around with four musicians? A drummer.
   [Bonus]
   How do you get the guitarist off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
8. The Truth About The Beatles John was the brain
   Paul was the heart
   George was the spirit
   Ringo was the drummer
9. Two settlers hear a drum in the distance... "I do not like the sound of that" One settler said.
   "He's not our regular drummer" They hear over the hill.
10. How do you catch a drummer? By laying down a snare.

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Drummer One Liners

Which drummer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drummer? I can suggest the ones about drums and play drums.

1. What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
2. What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2
3. What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo.
4. What did the drummer name his 4 daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4
5. What did the drummer call his triplets? Anna One, Anna Two, Anne Three
6. Did you hear about the drummer that had twin daughters? He named them Anna 1, Anna 2...
7. What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs? A headbanger
8. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.
9. Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times.
10. How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music
11. Little drummer Boy grew up and became a father to twin girls: Anna 1, Anna 2
12. Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions.
13. What do you call a person that follows musicians around from show to show? A drummer.
14. another corny joke What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one Anna two.
15. Kid says to mom when I grow up I wanna be a drummer! Mom says you can't do both!

Drummer And Bassist Jokes

Here is a list of funny drummer and bassist jokes and even better drummer and bassist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the time the bassist locked his keys in his car? It took like two hours to get the drummer out.
• A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it. It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.
• What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat? Abandon ship
• what do you call a rock group with no bassist, drummer, singer or guitarist? Mount Rushmore
• What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player? A bad combo
• Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly f**... minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.

Drummer Guitarist Jokes

Here is a list of funny drummer guitarist jokes and even better drummer guitarist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his van? It took him 2 hours to get his drummer out.

Drummer Timing Jokes

Here is a list of funny drummer timing jokes and even better drummer timing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once met a drummer who's timing was so bad, he began to get depressed... Eventually, he threw himself behind a train.
• My drummer couldn't keep time So I fired him.
  He got so depressed he tried to throw himself behind a train.
• There was once a drummer who combusted every time he hit a cymbal. He crashed and burned.
• How does Rick Allen (Def Leppard drummer) count in a 4 beat? *opens mouth, taps cheeks 4 times*
• What member of a band always wears a watch The drummer because he keeps time
• What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet seat? A toilet seat only has to put up with one a**... at a time.
• What's your favorite drink to have during Christmas time? Mine is the Little Drummer Boy. It's 1 part r**..., 3 parts pum.

Bad Drummer Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad drummer jokes and even better bad drummer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How can you tell a good drummer and a bad drummer apart? Bad drummers don't call their mom on Mother's Day.

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