Drummer Timing Jokes
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Drummers always have such lame jokes...
I've heard them all like a Zildjian times.
I once met a drummer who's timing was so bad, he began to get depressed...
Eventually, he threw himself behind a train.
Did you hear about the time the bassist locked his keys in his car?
It took like two hours to get the drummer out.
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What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet seat?
A toilet seat only has to put up with one a**... at a time.
There was once a drummer who combusted every time he hit a cymbal.
He crashed and burned.
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What's your favorite drink to have during Christmas time? Mine is the Little Drummer Boy.
It's 1 part r**..., 3 parts pum.
How does Rick Allen (Def Leppard drummer) count in a 4 beat?
*opens mouth, taps cheeks 4 times*
What member of a band always wears a watch
The drummer because he keeps time
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