Drummer Jokes
90 drummer jokes and hilarious drummer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drummer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article has a collection of the best "drummer jokes" around. Get a laugh from these jokes about drummers, drumkits, and the differences between a drummer and a bassist. Check out the amusing drummer cartoon and see if you can agree with the bad drummer puns.
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- Short Drummer Jokes
- Drummer One Liners
- Drummer And Bassist Jokes
- Drummer Guitarist Jokes
- Drummer Timing Jokes
- Bad Drummer Jokes
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Best Short Drummer Jokes
Short drummer puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drummer humour may include short played drums jokes also.
- Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name? Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4 - How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends. Sometimes it takes one. Sometimes it takes a Zildjian.
- My brother's a drummer and had twin daughters. You'll never guess what he named them! Anna 1, Anna 2
- What do you call a head injury at a drummer's convention in Moscow, Russia? A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.
- A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?" "Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.
- What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irr-elephant
Hahahaha
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna-one, Anna-two.
Buhahahahaha. - What do you call someone who hangs around with four musicians? A drummer.
[Bonus]
How do you get the guitarist off your porch? Pay him for the pizza. - The Truth About The Beatles John was the brain
Paul was the heart
George was the spirit
Ringo was the drummer - Two settlers hear a drum in the distance... "I do not like the sound of that" One settler said.
"He's not our regular drummer" They hear over the hill. - How do you catch a drummer? By laying down a snare.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about drummer can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of drummer puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !
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Drummer One Liners
Which drummer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drummer? I can suggest the ones about drums and play drums.
- What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
- What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2
- What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo.
- What did the drummer name his 4 daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4
- What did the drummer call his triplets? Anna One, Anna Two, Anne Three
- Did you hear about the drummer that had twin daughters? He named them Anna 1, Anna 2...
- What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs? A headbanger
- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.
- Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times.
- How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music
- Little drummer Boy grew up and became a father to twin girls: Anna 1, Anna 2
- Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions.
- What do you call a person that follows musicians around from show to show? A drummer.
- another corny joke What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one Anna two.
- Kid says to mom when I grow up I wanna be a drummer! Mom says you can't do both!
Drummer And Bassist Jokes
Here is a list of funny drummer and bassist jokes and even better drummer and bassist puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the time the bassist locked his keys in his car? It took like two hours to get the drummer out.
- A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it. It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.
- What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat? Abandon ship
- what do you call a rock group with no bassist, drummer, singer or guitarist? Mount Rushmore
- What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player? A bad combo
- Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly f**... minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.
Drummer Guitarist Jokes
Here is a list of funny drummer guitarist jokes and even better drummer guitarist puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his van? It took him 2 hours to get his drummer out.
Drummer Timing Jokes
Here is a list of funny drummer timing jokes and even better drummer timing puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I once met a drummer who's timing was so bad, he began to get depressed... Eventually, he threw himself behind a train.
- My drummer couldn't keep time So I fired him.
He got so depressed he tried to throw himself behind a train. - There was once a drummer who combusted every time he hit a cymbal. He crashed and burned.
- How does Rick Allen (Def Leppard drummer) count in a 4 beat? *opens mouth, taps cheeks 4 times*
- What member of a band always wears a watch The drummer because he keeps time
- What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet seat? A toilet seat only has to put up with one a**... at a time.
- What's your favorite drink to have during Christmas time? Mine is the Little Drummer Boy. It's 1 part r**..., 3 parts pum.
Bad Drummer Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad drummer jokes and even better bad drummer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How can you tell a good drummer and a bad drummer apart? Bad drummers don't call their mom on Mother's Day.

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What funny jokes about drummer you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean musician jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make drummer prank.
A guy walks up to the shopkeeper and asks for a Fender Strat, an Orange Amp and a Mooger Fooger pedal...
...the shop keeper says: "Are you a drummer?" and the guy responds: "Yeah how can you tell?"
The shop keeper responds: "This is a fish and chip shop mate."
A bass player runs into a bar...
where the guitar player and the singer are busy setting up. Breathless, he says "We've got a big problem! I locked my keys in the van!" "Whatever, man" says the singer, "We've got a gig to do, we'll worry about it later." "No, you don't understand" said the bassist, "the drummer is trapped inside!"
Just some jokes about musicians.
How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.
How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.
Ta-boom!
B'dum tsss
A collection of jokes I have found over the years about drummers.
**NOTE:** Before you get offended, I AM A DRUMMER. I FIND THESE FUNNY TOO.
1. What do you call a drummer in a suit? The defendant
2. How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up
3. What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted
4. What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality
5. Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither
6. What did the drummer say to the band leader? "Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
7. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to screw it in, four to say that Neil Peart could've done it better
8. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So that they can use the handicapped parking space
9. How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him the money for the pizza
10. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer
Anyone got any more?
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
a drummer ...
How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?
You pay for the pizza.
Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles?
g**... Starr
How can you tell when the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Our drummer got in trouble today
We told him that there would be repercussions.
Did you hear the drummer who writes in heiroglyphic?
Too many cymbal
Budum dum c**...
If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?
Did you hear the names that drummer gave his four daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three, Anna Four
What's the difference between a professional drummer and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one... Anna two
A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit... [OC]
...it was very cymbalic
After an orchestra drummer performed particularly poorly, the conductor sarcastically told him, "when they find someone who can't play any instrument, they give him two sticks and make him the drummer."
The drummer retorted, "and if he can't play that either, they take away one stick and make him the conductor."
How many drummer jokes are there?
At least a Zildjian
... I may have copied and Paiste-d this joke
How do you know a hat belongs to a little drummer boy?
It has a proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom...
Two cowboys were riding through a canyon and from far off they heard the sound of drumming.
One of them said, "I don't like the sound of those drums." And a distant voice called out "He's not our regular drummer!"
A drummer needed a car, but only had $200
A drummer desperately needed a car, any car, to get to work, but he only had $200. He called his friend who owned a used car lot and explained the situation.
You're in luck, the friend told the drummer. I've got a brand new Jaguar. Runs great. Looks great. For you, only $200. One small problem: it doesn't have any doors.
The drummer let out a mournful sigh and said that's no good – how'm I gonna get in?
What did the drummer name their daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3. They were s**... at making names.
My Grandad was the best drummer in the world
He used to practice 18 hours a day, seven days a week, every day of the year.
Morning, noon, and night he'd be b**... away with his sticks, so dedicated he was, he didn't even have a set of drums, preferring instead to play on old biscuit tins, bottles, anything he could lay his hands on.
He was still playing right up till the moment he died aged 86 when my grandmother stabbed him in the neck with a fork.
What does a ska drummer do when they drop a stick?
Pickitup pickitup pickitup!
What did...
...the world famous drummer name his daughters?
>!Anna 1, Anna 2!<
What does a drummer call his 2 daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Did you hear about the drummer that came out of retirement?
There were repercussions
How did the drummer sell their couch?
Per cushion.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
What did the drummer name his two daughters?
Anna 1
Anna 2
How do you know when a drummer is knocking on your door? (What are your favorite musician jokes?)
The knocking gets faster as it goes on.
You hear a knock on your door, you open it to find a bass player standing there. What do you do?
Pay him for the pizza!
Two drummers walk past a bar...
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Put some sheet music in front of him.
What do you call a guy who hangs around with a group of musicians?
The drummer.
Wanting to copy the late musician Prince, a drummer relinquished his given name and asked to be known only as
a cymbal

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