The Best 59 Drummer Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Drummer jokes. There are some drummer drumsticks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Drummer Jokes and Puns
Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?
Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4
How do you confuse a drummer?
Give him sheet music
What do you call a musician's best friend?
A drummer...
A guy walks up to the shopkeeper and asks for a Fender Strat, an Orange Amp and a Mooger Fooger pedal...
...the shop keeper says: "Are you a drummer?" and the guy responds: "Yeah how can you tell?"
The shop keeper responds: "This is a fish and chip shop mate."
A bass player runs into a bar...
where the guitar player and the singer are busy setting up. Breathless, he says "We've got a big problem! I locked my keys in the van!" "Whatever, man" says the singer, "We've got a gig to do, we'll worry about it later." "No, you don't understand" said the bassist, "the drummer is trapped inside!"
How do roadies know when they've got a stage level?
The drummer drools evenly out of both sides of his mouth
Just some jokes about musicians.
How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.
How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.
Ta-boom!
B'dum tsss
A collection of jokes I have found over the years about drummers.
**NOTE:** Before you get offended, I AM A DRUMMER. I FIND THESE FUNNY TOO.
1. What do you call a drummer in a suit? The defendant
2. How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up
3. What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted
4. What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality
5. Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither
6. What did the drummer say to the band leader? "Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
7. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to screw it in, four to say that Neil Peart could've done it better
8. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So that they can use the handicapped parking space
9. How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him the money for the pizza
10. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer
Anyone got any more?
What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?
A Tattoo.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
a drummer ...
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What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
Did you hear about the time the bassist locked his keys in his car?
It took like two hours to get the drummer out.
Musician's Joke: The guitarist of a band walks into their rehearsal room and sees the bassist and the drummer having an argument
Guitarist: "Why are you arguing?"
Bassist: "The drummer detuned one of my strings."
Guitarist: "So what's the problem?"
Bassist: "He won't tell me which one!"
How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?
You pay for the pizza.
Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles?
Gringo Starr
How can you tell when the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Our drummer got in trouble today
We told him that there would be repercussions.
What do you call someone who hangs around with four musicians?
A drummer.
[Bonus]
How do you get the guitarist off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Musicians are perverts.
The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.
I beat up a drummer in marching band.
I'm not afraid of any re-percussions.
Drummers always have such lame jokes...
I've heard them all like a Zildjian times.
A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?"
"Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.
The Truth About The Beatles
John was the brain
Paul was the heart
George was the spirit
Ringo was the drummer
What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs?
A headbanger
Did you hear the drummer who writes in heiroglyphic?
Too many cymbals
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
What do you get for attempting human cloning with a drummer?
Repercussions.
I once met a drummer who's timing was so bad, he began to get depressed...
Eventually, he threw himself behind a train.
Budum dum crash
If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?
Did you hear the names that drummer gave his four daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three, Anna Four
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2
What's the difference between a professional drummer and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
How do you catch a drummer?
By laying down a snare.
What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet seat?
A toilet seat only has to put up with one arsehole at a time.
Some cavalry soldiers are pinned down by a bunch of Indians.
The Major yells to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, I don't like the sound of those drums!" one of the Indians hollers, "He's not our regular drummer!"
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one... Anna two
A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it.
It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.
Did you hear about the drummer that had twin daughters?
He named them Anna 1, Anna 2...
Did you hear about the drummer Who's wife who had twin girls?
He named them Anna 1 & Anna 2.
A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit... [OC]
...it was very cymbalic
After an orchestra drummer performed particularly poorly, the conductor sarcastically told him, "when they find someone who can't play any instrument, they give him two sticks and make him the drummer."
The drummer retorted, "and if he can't play that either, they take away one stick and make him the conductor."
How many drummer jokes are there?
At least a Zildjian
... I may have copied and Paiste-d this joke
Little drummer Boy grew up and became a father to twin girls:
Anna 1, Anna 2
How do you know a hat belongs to a little drummer boy?
It has a proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom...
Two cowboys were riding through a canyon and from far off they heard the sound of drumming.
One of them said, "I don't like the sound of those drums." And a distant voice called out "He's not our regular drummer!"
A drummer needed a car, but only had $200
A drummer desperately needed a car, any car, to get to work, but he only had $200. He called his friend who owned a used car lot and explained the situation.
You're in luck, the friend told the drummer. I've got a brand new Jaguar. Runs great. Looks great. For you, only $200. One small problem: it doesn't have any doors.
The drummer let out a mournful sigh and said that's no good – how'm I gonna get in?
Two settlers hear a drum in the distance...
"I do not like the sound of that" One settler said.
"He's not our regular drummer" They hear over the hill.
What did the drummer name their daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3. They were shit at making names.
My Grandad was the best drummer in the world
He used to practice 18 hours a day, seven days a week, every day of the year.
Morning, noon, and night he'd be banging away with his sticks, so dedicated he was, he didn't even have a set of drums, preferring instead to play on old biscuit tins, bottles, anything he could lay his hands on.
He was still playing right up till the moment he died aged 86 when my grandmother stabbed him in the neck with a fork.
How do you know when a drummer is behind the door?
He doesn't know when to come in.
What does a ska drummer do when they drop a stick?
Pickitup pickitup pickitup!
What did...
...the world famous drummer name his daughters?
>!Anna 1, Anna 2!<
Two cowboys are on the edge of a cliff when they hear the sound of wardrums.
One cowboy looks at the other and says, I don't like the sound of those war drums.
From below, they hear somebody shout, He's not our regular drummer!
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call a person that follows musicians around from show to show?
A drummer.
My family's favorite drummer jokes.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they have machines for that now.
What did the drummer say before he was kicked out of the band?
Hey, I thought I'd share some song ideas I've written.
How do you count drummers?
1, 2 ... 1, 2, 3, 4.
How do you know if the stage is level?
The drummer is dribbling out of both sides of his mouth.
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