Drum Set Jokes

Funniest Drum Set Short Jokes

Short drum set jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drum set humour may include short drum jokes also.

1. I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one
2. Why did the Chicken want to join a rock band??? He was the only one with a set of drum sticks...
3. I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set He told me there would be repercussions
4. New drum set I'm thinking of picking up a new drum set. Any advice?
   Don't worry about it. They aren't as heavy as they look.
5. I fell and hit my head on my drum set today... Me: Dad, I think I have a concussion
   Dad: No son, you have a PER-cussion
6. Son: Dad, would you buy me a drum set? Father: No way. It's too loud around here as it is. I can barely fall asleep as it is!
   Son: don't worry, Dad, I will only play it when you are asleep!
7. It's not the gift, but the thought that counts So how does getting Anne Frank a drum set for her birthday stack up?
8. What did the drummer say about his favorite drum set? Now THAT'S a drum set I can get behind!
   ... buh dum cschhhhhhhh
9. I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**
10. When I have gay s**... it's like a drum set Clap them cheeks like cymbals
    Make him moan like a base drum

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Drum Set One Liners

Which drum set one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drum set? I can suggest the ones about drum solo and bass drum.

1. the best present you can give anyone is a set of broken drums you can't beat it
2. A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!
3. You're about as useful as... Anne Frank's drum set.
4. A drum set falls out of a tree. Ba-dum-tis
5. A drum set falls off a cliff.... Ba-dum...TSS.
6. What's black and very noisy? A crow with a drum set
7. Bad birthday gift suggestion Drum set for Anne Frank.
8. What did the drum set say to the comedian? BDM TSSS

Drum Set Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about drum set you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean played drums jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drum set pranks.