The Best 87 Drum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drum jokes. There are some drum lyre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drum drum major puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drum Jokes and Puns

My neighbor is so inconsiderate!

He came pounding on my front door at 4am.

Thankfully I was already awake practicing my drum solo, but very rude!

For my next trick, I intend to eat a
percussion instrument in a sandwich.

Drum roll please...

The Drums Must Not Stop

A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds.

The first night, the man didn't sleep a wink due to the ongoing drumming so he spoke to the chief. "Chief, I got no sleep last night. Could you maybe stop the drumming for a night so I could rest?"

The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."

The man figured it was their culture and focused on enjoying the day, studying and spending time with the tribe.

That night, the drums again kept the man awake for the whole night and in the morning he spoke with the chief.
"Chief, please! I need some sleep; couldn't the drums cease for just one night for my health?"

The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."

The man, exacerbated, let the issue drop and tried to focus on the day at hand, but could not focus due to lack of sleep and the incessant pounding of the drums.

That night, the beating of the drums left the man sleepless yet again in the morning he angrily approached the chief.
"Chief, I've just about had it. The drums must stop; it is impossible to get any rest with them!"

The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."

"Why! Why can the drums not stop? What happens when the drums stop?!"

The chief replied, "Bass solo."

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.


Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...

Ba dum tss.

Why couldn't the drummer make it to the show?

He locked the bass player in the car.

So a drum falls off a cliff...

... Ba dum psshhh!

Drum joke, So a drum falls off a cliff...

A drum set falls out of a window...

Ba dum tssh!

Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?

It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

...Bad-um Tst

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles?

Gringo Starr

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill


Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane


Drum joke, I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane

I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day.

Big mistake.

Our drummer got in trouble today

We told him that there would be repercussions.

A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff


A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.


How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to screw in the light bulb and three to talk about how Neil Peart could've done it better.

Don't you dare go playing that drum again.

There will be repercussions!

There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.

Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble.

I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions

Drummers always have such lame jokes...

I've heard them all like a Zildjian times.

What did the drummer get on his test?


Drum joke, What did the drummer get on his test?

I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set

Pretend that I have one

Why are hippy drum circles like high frequency radiation?

They both cause the formation of free radicals.

A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff...

ba dum tss

What musical instrument do you get if you fill a 55-gallon drum with fish?

A bass drum.

What's a drummers favorite food?

Shredded beets!

My neighbour came banging on my door at 3am last night.

I couldn't believe such outrageous behaviour.

Luckily, I was up practicing on my drum kit at the time so I wasn't too startled by him.

What's the best gift you can get?

A broken drum,

You can't beat it

A broken drum is the best gift for Christmas

You just can't beat it.

On the other hand, a wife would be the worst gift because you definitely can...

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you'd have to duplicate those on your own.

That's why they say you can't steal music without repercussion.

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..

Baa- dum- ssss

My girlfriend is in a band

My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.

It was a cymbal of my love.

I hope this is an original joke.

Toys R Us

More like Toys Were Us (insert depressing drum roll here)

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna1, Anna2!

What's the best present in the world?

A broken drum, you can't beat it!

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one... Anna two

A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it.

It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.

Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff

*Ba dumm tshhh*

Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Really disappointed with the new Beatles album

It's all drum & bass

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a mountain.

Ba dum tsss

My neighbors love my drum playing so much

that they threw a brick through my window so they could hear it better

Don't you dare hit that drum again!

If you do, there will be repercussions!

What's the best birthday present in the world?

A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

"da dum, tshhhh"

A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit... [OC] was very cymbalic

What do you call a baby with a drum?

A baby boomer.

One day a kid asks his dad to buy a drum set for him

His father replies " Sorry mate, can't do that. You'll play it all the time and the sound will drive me crazy"

The kid say "Don't worry dad, I won't disturb you. I'll only play it once you are asleep"

A lamb, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff

Baa, dum, tsss

How many drummer jokes are there?

At least a Zildjian

... I may have copied and Paiste-d this joke

My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month.

It's part of her minstrel cycle.

If you want an unbeatable christmas present for your friend,

get them a broken drum.

How do drummers ask if they can take a break?

It's quite simple

Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?

Little drummer Boy grew up and became a father to twin girls:

Anna 1, Anna 2

Why is a broken drum, the best present you can give someone?

Because you just cant beat it.

I'm sorry

A drummer needed a car, but only had $200

A drummer desperately needed a car, any car, to get to work, but he only had $200. He called his friend who owned a used car lot and explained the situation.

You're in luck, the friend told the drummer. I've got a brand new Jaguar. Runs great. Looks great. For you, only $200. One small problem: it doesn't have any doors.

The drummer let out a mournful sigh and said that's no good – how'm I gonna get in?

Two settlers hear a drum in the distance...

"I do not like the sound of that" One settler said.

"He's not our regular drummer" They hear over the hill.

What did the drummer name their daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3. They were shit at making names.

Def Leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving

Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.

Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.

Two drums and a cymbal

fell off a cliff.

The longest drum solo.

Was 5 hours and 23 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on United Flight LY51 From Newark to Los Angeles.

Longest Drum Solo

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

What do you need to make trap music?

A snare drum

How do you know when a drummer is behind the door?

He doesn't know when to come in.

The world record for a drum solo is 10 hours and 17 minutes.

It's held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris.

A lamb, a drum, and a snake are thrown off a cliff one day!

Baaah dummm tssssssss

How do you get a drummer off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

New drum set

I'm thinking of picking up a new drum set. Any advice?

Don't worry about it. They aren't as heavy as they look.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. Sometimes it takes one. Sometimes it takes a Zildjian.

Cake Day. My current go-to jokes

My two current go-to jokes:
1. Why is a broken drum the best gift? Because you can't beat it.

2. Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?

Them: Repeat.

Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?

Them: Repeat.

Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?

Them: Repeat.

I recently moved into an apartment building from a house.

The neighbors came knocking at the door at 2am, are all high density living situations full of assholes.

Anyway, it totally interupted my drum lesson.

What does a stripper do with her a**hole before she goes to work?

She drops him and his drum kit off at band practice.

A goat, a drum and a rattlesnake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?

Ba Dum Tss

The best gift I ever received was a broken drum

you can't beat that.

What does a drummer call his 2 daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

A lamb, a drum and a snake fell of a cliff.

Baah Dumm Tsss

How did the drummer sell their couch?

Per cushion.

What does a drummer name their identical twin girls?

Anna one, Anna two.

What did the drummer name his two daughters?

Anna 1
Anna 2

How do you know when a drummer is knocking on your door? (What are your favorite musician jokes?)

The knocking gets faster as it goes on.

You hear a knock on your door, you open it to find a bass player standing there. What do you do?

Pay him for the pizza!

Two drummers walk past a bar...

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Put some sheet music in front of him.

A couple are on holiday on a pacific island...

When they arrive they hear a constant drum beat; the ask the taxi driver and he says "Drums must never stop!"

They get to the hotel and the drumming is still going, so they ask the cleaner and she says "Drums must never stop!"

The drums continue all night and the couple can't sleep. Exhausted, they storm down to reception and ask about the noise. "Drums must never stop!", says the concierge.

"But why?!" demand the couple.

"Because when drums stop... Bass solo begins!"

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