Drum Jokes

151 drum jokes and hilarious drum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

For fans of music, here's a collection of humorous jokes about snare drums, steel drums, bass drums and even the bad drummers in bands. Hilarious jokes about clarinets, bass and all sorts of instruments are included in this compilation. Enjoy!

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Best Short Drum Jokes

Short drum puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drum humour may include short cymbal jokes also.

  1. My neighbor knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 AM! Luckily for him i was still up playing my drums
  2. My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It's part of her minstrel cycle.
  3. Longest Drum Solo The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
  4. My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions
  5. The longest drum solo. Was 5 hours and 23 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on United Flight LY51 From Newark to Los Angeles.
  6. Neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3AM My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it!?
    Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
  7. Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along..
  8. Won't believe the nerve of my neighbor knocking on my door at 3AM. Fortunately I was up playing the drums.
  9. Why did the accordion player sell his instrument and switch to the drums? He wanted to play something less complicated.
  10. A broken drum is the best gift for Christmas You just can't beat it.
    On the other hand, a wife would be the worst gift because you definitely can...
Drum joke, A broken drum is the best gift for Christmas

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about drum can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of drum puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Drum One Liners

Which drum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drum? I can suggest the ones about drill and percussion.

  1. A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa-Dumm-Tssssss….
  2. A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss
  3. A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss
  4. A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.. Baa- dum- ssss
  5. I repaired my drums after my son broke it... Now he has to deal with the repercussions.
  6. People are like drums... If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.
  7. I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake.
  8. A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff. Ba-dum-tss.
  9. The best gift I ever received was a broken drum you can't beat that.
  10. Why did the chicken join the polka band? Because it had perfect drum-sticks!
  11. What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
  12. Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss
  13. What's the best present you can gift? A broken drum.
    Nobody can beat that.
  14. What's the best birthday present in the world? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
  15. A lamb, a drum and a snake fell of a cliff. Baah Dumm Tsss

Drum Set Jokes

Here is a list of funny drum set jokes and even better drum set puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one
  • Why did the Chicken want to join a rock band??? He was the only one with a set of drum sticks...
  • I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set He told me there would be repercussions
  • the best present you can give anyone is a set of broken drums you can't beat it
  • New drum set I'm thinking of picking up a new drum set. Any advice?
    Don't worry about it. They aren't as heavy as they look.
  • A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!
  • You're about as useful as... Anne Frank's drum set.
  • I fell and hit my head on my drum set today... Me: Dad, I think I have a concussion
    Dad: No son, you have a PER-cussion
  • A drum set falls out of a tree. Ba-dum-tis
  • Son: Dad, would you buy me a drum set? Father: No way. It's too loud around here as it is. I can barely fall asleep as it is!
    Son: don't worry, Dad, I will only play it when you are asleep!

Bass Drum Jokes

Here is a list of funny bass drum jokes and even better bass drum puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What musical instrument do you get if you fill a 55-gallon drum with fish? A bass drum.
  • Really disappointed with the new Beatles album It's all drum & bass
  • What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass? The A men break
  • Drum and bass Drum and bass takes two of my favourite things and adds a "d" and a "b" in front of them.
  • What's Hitlers favourite Drum & Bass tune? The Nein.
  • The Beatles just released a new album. Apparently it's just drums and bass.
  • There's only one time I would fit in at a Drum and Bass rave. And that's when I see a spider.
  • Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof. Buh-dum tssh

Drum Solo Jokes

Here is a list of funny drum solo jokes and even better drum solo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My neighbor is so inconsiderate! He came pounding on my front door at 4am.
    Thankfully I was already awake practicing my drum solo, but very rude!
  • The world record for a drum solo is 10 hours and 17 minutes. It's held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris.
  • You know what the worst part about Don't Stop Believing is? Without even having to hear it, it hits you like a ***MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE***! \****DRUM SOLO\****

Snare Drum Jokes

Here is a list of funny snare drum jokes and even better snare drum puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you need to make trap music? A snare drum
  • Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

    Rim shot.
  • Two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground -Ba-
  • Two snare drums and a hi-hat fall off a cliff. Bu dum tiss
  • So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
    Ba dum tshhhhh!
  • Two snare drums and a cymbal walk into a bar Ba-dum tish!
  • I am Poliachi Man laughs, roll on snare drum
Drum joke, I am Poliachi

Silly & Ridiculous Drum Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about drum you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean guitar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make drum prank.

For my next trick, I intend to eat a
percussion instrument in a sandwich.

Drum roll please...

The Drums Must Not Stop

A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds.
The first night, the man didn't sleep a wink due to the ongoing drumming so he spoke to the chief. "Chief, I got no sleep last night. Could you maybe stop the drumming for a night so I could rest?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man figured it was their culture and focused on enjoying the day, studying and spending time with the tribe.
That night, the drums again kept the man awake for the whole night and in the morning he spoke with the chief.
"Chief, please! I need some sleep; couldn't the drums cease for just one night for my health?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man, exacerbated, let the issue drop and tried to focus on the day at hand, but could not focus due to lack of sleep and the incessant pounding of the drums.
That night, the beating of the drums left the man sleepless yet again in the morning he angrily approached the chief.
"Chief, I've just about had it. The drums must stop; it is impossible to get any rest with them!"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
"Why! Why can the drums not stop? What happens when the drums stop?!"
The chief replied, "Bass solo."

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop b**... at the door.

Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...

Ba dum tss.

Why couldn't the drummer make it to the show?

He locked the bass player in the car.

So a drum falls off a cliff...

... Ba dum psshhh!

Ancient Roman galley

The whip guy gets up next to the drum guy and addresses the galley slaves.
"I have good news and I have bad news."
"The good news is all you guys get extra bread this morning."
"The bad news is this afternoon the Captain wants to go water skiing."

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?

It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

...Bad-um Tst

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles?

g**... Starr

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill


I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane


A sheep, a drum and a cat fall in a hole...

Ba dum hiss

Our drummer got in trouble today

We told him that there would be repercussions.

Why didn't the drummer repeat his set?

Because there were no repercussions

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to screw in the light bulb and three to talk about how Neil Peart could've done it better.

Don't you dare go playing that drum again.

There will be repercussions!

There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

Drummers always have such lame jokes...

I've heard them all like a Zildjian times.

What did the drummer get on his test?


What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why are hippy drum circles like high frequency radiation?

They both cause the formation of free radicals.

What's a drummers favorite food?

Shredded beets!

My neighbour came b**... on my door at 3am last night.

I couldn't believe such outrageous behaviour.
Luckily, I was up practicing on my drum kit at the time so I wasn't too startled by him.

What's the best gift you can get?

A broken drum,
You can't beat it

What is it called when a drum runs into a problem?

A conundrum.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you'd have to duplicate those on your own.

That's why they say you can't steal music without repercussion.

My girlfriend is in a band

My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.
It was a cymbal of my love.
I hope this is an original joke.

Toys R Us

More like Toys Were Us (insert depressing drum roll here)

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna1, Anna2!

What's the best present in the world?

A broken drum, you can't beat it!

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one... Anna two

A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it.

It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.

Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff

*Ba dumm tshhh*

Why did the drum player commit s**... after being charged with h**...?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a mountain.

Ba dum tsss

What do they teach at a drum clinic?

The rhythm method!

My neighbors love my drum playing so much

that they threw a brick through my window so they could hear it better

Don't you dare hit that drum again!

If you do, there will be repercussions!

Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff

Ba dum

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

"da dum, tshhhh"

A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit... [OC] was very cymbalic

How do you get the best drummer in Nashville off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a baby with a drum?

A baby boomer.

One day a kid asks his dad to buy a drum set for him

His father replies " Sorry mate, can't do that. You'll play it all the time and the sound will drive me crazy"
The kid say "Don't worry dad, I won't disturb you. I'll only play it once you are asleep"

A lamb, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff

Baa, dum, tsss

How many drummer jokes are there?

At least a Zildjian
... I may have copied and Paiste-d this joke

If you want an unbeatable christmas present for your friend,

get them a broken drum.

How do drummers ask if they can take a break?

It's quite simple
Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?

Little drummer Boy grew up and became a father to twin girls:

Anna 1, Anna 2

Why is a broken drum, the best present you can give someone?

Because you just cant beat it.
I'm sorry

A drummer needed a car, but only had $200

A drummer desperately needed a car, any car, to get to work, but he only had $200. He called his friend who owned a used car lot and explained the situation.
You're in luck, the friend told the drummer. I've got a brand new Jaguar. Runs great. Looks great. For you, only $200. One small problem: it doesn't have any doors.
The drummer let out a mournful sigh and said that's no good – how'm I gonna get in?

Two settlers hear a drum in the distance...

"I do not like the sound of that" One settler said.
"He's not our regular drummer" They hear over the hill.

What did the drummer name their daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3. They were s**... at making names.

Def leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving

Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.

Two drums and a cymbal

fell off a cliff.

How do you know when a drummer is behind the door?

He doesn't know when to come in.

A lamb, a drum, and a snake are thrown off a cliff one day!

Baaah dummm tssssssss

Drum joke, A lamb, a drum, and a snake are thrown off a cliff one day!

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