druggist Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious druggist puns

A woman walks into a drugstore....

She asks the druggist if they have vibrators. The druggist motions with is finger and says... "Come this way". The woman look at him disgustedly and says... "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the damn vibrator!"

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At the pharmacist

A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms.
The druggist asked " Would you like a paper bag?"
The guy shakes his head and says "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

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A man walks into a drug store...

And asks the druggist for two boxes of condoms. The druggist asks "do you need a paper bag with that?" To which the man replies "hell no, she's good looking!"

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A lady walks into the drug store

and asks the druggist
for some arsenic.
The druggist ask's "Ma'am, what do you want with
arsenic?" The lady say's, "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a
photo of a man and a women in a compromising position, the
man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's wife, and
shows it to the druggist.
He looks at the photo and says" Oh I didn't know you
had a prescription!"

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So a guy walks into Walgreen's.

He asks the druggist for a bottle of Viagra. Druggist says, "Do you have a prescription?" Guy says, "No, but I have a picture of the wife."

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A duck walks into a drugstore, looking for a condom.

The druggist says, "It will be $5. Would you like to pay now, or should I put it on your bill?"

The duck responds, "What kind of duck do you think I am!?!?"

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The Philandering Duck

This swinging philandering duck suddenly became conscious of the danger of acquiring AIDS through sexual promiscuity.

To put himself at ease he went to his local druggist and asked for a condom. "How much will that be?" asked the duck. "1 dollar and 19 cents" replied the druggist. "Would you like me to put this on your bill"? "What kind of a duck to you think I am"? replied the duck.

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The Lady & The Druggist.

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.


The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?".


The lady replies "I want to kill my husband."


"I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist.


The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position - the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's wife - and shows it to the druggist.


He looks at the photo and says... "Oh I didn't know you had a prescription!"

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What are the most funny Druggist jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Druggist? Well, here are the best Druggist dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Druggist pick up lines to share with friends.

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