The Best 3 Druggist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Druggist jokes. There are some druggist arsenic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these druggist grocery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Druggist Jokes and Puns

At the pharmacist

A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms.
The druggist asked " Would you like a paper bag?"
The guy shakes his head and says "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

A duck walks into a drugstore, looking for a condom.

The druggist says, "It will be $5. Would you like to pay now, or should I put it on your bill?"

The duck responds, "What kind of duck do you think I am!?!?"

The Philandering Duck

This swinging philandering duck suddenly became conscious of the danger of acquiring AIDS through sexual promiscuity.

To put himself at ease he went to his local druggist and asked for a condom. "How much will that be?" asked the duck. "1 dollar and 19 cents" replied the druggist. "Would you like me to put this on your bill"? "What kind of a duck to you think I am"? replied the duck.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the druggist pharmacies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working druggist physician piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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